The Compers Inn - Part 14

watters01

Oh forgot to tell you all - The Oh bought me a really nice bunch of flowers today - whats he after ? has he been reading all your posts on here about how to get his wicked way with me ?;)

Mamzie

aw, thats lovely Watters,

off to have a soak then sleep now, see you all tomoz.

watters01

cathyj wrote: »

She wont be there, and it is a over 18ys girls night only.

hey ho it will be fun

:rotfl:

Anne summers nights are always "interesting" - you get to try everything on your nose dont you -LOL

Havent been to one for a while - last time i went there was some sort of rabbit that was the big seller ???!!

Miss_Cinnabon

joke for you all, hope it doesnt offend anyone from the south:D:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,
'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.'
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, 'What's that?'
'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of !!!!!! I'm putting down South!!

watters01

princess_pixiedust wrote: »

joke for you all, hope it doesnt offend anyone from the south:D:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,
'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.'
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, 'What's that?'
'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of !!!!!! I'm putting down South!!

LOL- Sorry all you southerners xx

breezerockz

like the joke:rotfl:
xxx

michellew_2

Love it PP - but then I'm a northerner

sally2489

Hope everyones good!

Night mamzie! xxx

Toni - I wanna c your photos, i keep meaning to make a facebook account for mse, i have got a personal one, but don't want all my friends finding out i come on here, cos then they'll know about all the things i post, and this is my special place to chill out, where no-one knows me, would like to keep it like that!!;)

So, will create a fb account soon using my username, so you'll all know who i am!! (don't know when that'll be though!:o

Got placement 9-4.30pm tomorow, so going to force myself off the laptop by 1am latest!!
Catching bus first 2 weeks, only 6 stops!! I want to get to know the carpark/area first, and then take car after that when im more comfortable!

Will be cheaper too, as i pay child fare on the bus, i look about 12!!
Had PT job when i was 18, and at college, was on lunchbreak, and police saw me, and said why you not at school? Told him i was 18, he insisted on checking my id, and phoning my college to check!!

NoNameWoman

Princess Pixiedust, be prepared for some Southerner's comeback tomorrow!!! I bet you they are all in bed now!! I am in the North myself so .. like your joke

I am off work tomorrow (worked Friday instead) and my presentation is at 1:00 O'clock so I have to leave at 11:00 for handout prints, etc...can't wait for this to be over..never again :eek: It has been nerve-wracking...can't even get to sleep despite having two Glenn Rossies so far and I am getting more alert!!!!!

Mamzie

Good luck for tomorrrow Nonamewoman, and Sally.

Actually going try and sleep again now, as bath woke me up earlier.