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The Compers Inn - Part 14
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am watching AI and Paris hilton BF's both make me laugh sooo much!I can only please one person a day.... Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!!very greatful for almost everything i read on MSE (except for the nasties!)0
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OK ! OK ! OK !PAIN IN THE @RSE I KOW ............................................
BUTCan't get these answers ( all singers, bands,groups)GEMMA ................where are you when I need ya honey x x xThe Characters in the story are Fred, George (the youngest,), !!!!!!, and myself, Johnny.
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RIGHT SAID FRED as he pulled the bedclothes from us. It was 7 am, and we were on a surfing holiday. He continued, “lets get down to the BEACH BOYS, there’s a good surf running”. We quickly got dressed and headed down the _ _ _ _ _ to the _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ , we were alone apart from a FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
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We soon spotted a group of local lads playing volleyball, WHOwere all art lovers, they were known as the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _, this part of the beach was for men only and was known as the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . As soon as we joined them the tide rose quickly and we gotWET WET WET
!!!!!! was the first to get hungry and wanted some breakfast, but rather than use the path back to the top he decided to climb the rock face. George, the youngest of us shouted “Don’t climb the CLIFF RICHARD, some _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ may fall down and hurt you”. !!!!!! took no notice of the _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ , He had not gone too far when he slipped. Luckily he was not hurt, the few scratches were covered with a BAND AID
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Back in the van we heated up someBATCHELORScup-a-soup. George turned on the radio, it was playing a song by Ella Fitzgerald. Fred told him to find another channel, “You know _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ ” he said. We were nearing the end of our week and would soon be heading home, the money was running short and if we were not careful we could find ourselves in DIRE STAITS
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We decided to go to _ _ _ _ for a beer, The landlady's name was Elizabeth. She was tall and slim, the lads called her THIN LIZZIE !!!!!! greeted her as he always did with a big _ _ _ _ _ _. At that moment the pubDOORS swung open and a couple of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ walked in. By the looks of them they had been on the road a long time. They were hungry and asked Elizabeth if she could spare some BREADand _ _ _. She obliged but only one slice which they had to _ _ _ _. They said thank you and left.
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Dicks love was a fair haired girl named _ _ _ _ _ _ _, he was _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and would do anything for her. She woreBANGLES on her wrist, and her jeans were a _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _. Her favourite colours were dark red or DEEP PURPLE She was aSWEET little thing, and by her accent came fromAMERICA which is a very BIG COUNTRYindeed. Her home town was the windy city of CHICAGO
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Listening to the weather forecast, the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ would soon be over and the weather would be colder and wetter. Next day we drove away from the coast and started the long journey back up north to home. After a couple of hours we turned a corner and were stopped by thePOLICE A young constable said we would have to find another way round as there was some _ _ _ / _ _ / _ _ _ _ on the road ahead and there was no way through.:AIt matters not how long a stars shines ,what is remembered is the brightness of it's light.
JAN Battle attacks cars, 3 VIP althletics tickets, fairtrade choccy .... yum
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the only one that stands out is batchelors cup a soup...wanted to post the only answer I'll know...
hope everyone is OK..June wins: 2 x Robbie Williams tickets, iPad mini, £200 skatehut voucher
A huge thank you to all posters xx0 -
oooh and is it we could find ourselves in dire straits...June wins: 2 x Robbie Williams tickets, iPad mini, £200 skatehut voucher
A huge thank you to all posters xx0 -
RIGHT SAID FRED as he pulled the bedclothes from us.[FONT="]:beer:[/FONT]Any war that lasts for longer than five years should be declared a draw.[FONT="]:beer:[/FONT]0
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read all the way through finally, and found chicago and the police, am sure you can see where...will let all the clever people help you now..June wins: 2 x Robbie Williams tickets, iPad mini, £200 skatehut voucher
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After a couple of hours we turned a corner and were stopped by the POLICE .[FONT="]:beer:[/FONT]Any war that lasts for longer than five years should be declared a draw.[FONT="]:beer:[/FONT]0
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Beach Boys (first paragraph)
Flock of Seagulls (first paragraph)
essexgal;)old enough to know better, young enough not to care;)0 -
were stopped by the _POLICESilver Surfer, Always Smiling
114 wins in 2015, 94 wins in 2016
121 Wins in 2017, 154 wins in 2018
90 wins in 2019, 37 wins in 2020
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