oooohhh you are Naughty!

Ticklemouse

hey moggins - you are NOT middle aged! After all, I'm still young! (and we are a similar age, aint we?)

Now girls - hold and squeeeeeeeeeeze - 1...2...3...4...5.....release....

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and again.......

RacyRed

Is pork luncheon meat the same?
(As??????)

hard boiled eggs
(The only way to have 'em)

Darning - how to do it?
(Well Darling.......)

Meatballs
(mmmmm!)

Don't Go too Far
(how far is too far hun?)

Muffin tins
(now that is taking things too far)

jr666

How'd you get rid of warts?
(with medical help?!)

limp lettuce
(how sad)

Ask your mum....
(...how's your father?)

Get it all out
(content of cupboards i hope)

Don't know where to put this....
(anywhere away from me)

and my personal fav....

What do i do with Rosemary?
(enough said)

metherer

Oh my, I'm looking at you all in a whole new light now!

Was walking past my sisters kithen window a couple of months ago, and all i heard was

I've never seen one THAT big!

Turns out her husband had brought a marrow back from the allotment for her...


Metherer

Spendless

Nelski wrote:

Uses for Brown Sauce?


(well i could think of a few!):happylove

Be my guest;) . I can't abide the taste:p .
You'll have to find your own male though cos you can't borrow Mr Spendless cos he'll find about me trying to sneak the Asda stuff into his meals:whistle:

Quasar

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MSE MeanMad Sex Education!

Chris25

:T Thank you everyone - this has really made me laugh

Lillibet_2

jr666 wrote:

and my personal fav....

What do i do with Rosemary?
(enough said)

I need to read this thread, the damn woman is my pesky mother in law!!!

Anyway, anyone know of a good way to get muslie out of a keyboard? :rotfl:

moggins

Lillibet wrote:

Anyway, anyone know of a good way to get muslie out of a keyboard? :rotfl:

Good suction