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oooohhh you are Naughty!

Well! while browsing some of the older threads on OS today I think the valentine thingywotsit must have got me, coz I started seeing things from a slightly different perspective.

See what you think about these thread titles :blushing:

Cup Measures?
(mind your own business!)

How do i thicken up.....
(If you need someone to tell you that....!)

I'm a virgin with courgettes
(We all have to start somewhere... Cucumbers next week?)

Squeaky I need you
(Get in the queue!)

Paint on clothes
(Are they cheaper than material ones?)

Spicy Wedges !
(Keep away from the curry then!)

Question: Using banana as a raising agent
(:grinheart)

Love crafts but hate paying out
(Who doesn't, anybody got a discount code for Ann Summers?)

Glue on clothes
(not really in the spirit of Valentines day is it?)

Help! Leaky Wellies!
(ummm, chemists, fast!)

Big Yorkshire Puds.
(The boys luurve those!)

What is a decent alternative for fresh garlic?
(an improved sex life!)

I had no idea it was so spicey in here :heartpuls :love:
My first reply was witty and intellectual but I lost it so you got this one instead :D
Proud to be a chic shopper
:cool:
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  • Nelski
    Nelski Posts: 15,197 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Uses for Brown Sauce?


    (well i could think of a few!):happylove
  • Curry_Queen
    Curry_Queen Posts: 5,589 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    tearslaughing6aj.gif


    "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"
    ~
    It is that what you do, good or bad,
    will come back to you three times as strong!

  • Bogof_Babe
    Bogof_Babe Posts: 10,803 Forumite
    Brilliant! I will copy those into Word for when I next need a good guffaw :grinheart .
    :D I haven't bogged off yet, and I ain't no babe :D

  • Nelski
    Nelski Posts: 15,197 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    3Kg of Pork _pale_- What to do with the rest of it:eek:


    23_13_9.gif

    Sorry sorry sorry im closing the door as i leave right now :rolleyes: ;):o :rotfl: :whistle:
  • kiwichick
    kiwichick Posts: 1,857 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Oh ladies.........................I love em all!!!



    How about;

    Getting Saucy (self explanitory surely?)
    Have A Girly Night In And Save A Fortune (do I really need to go into details???)

    Both from the very early pages of OS.
    Al.
    WW Start Weight 18/04/12 = 19st 11lbs
    Weight today = 17st 6.5lbs
    Loss to date 32.5lbs!!!
  • jr666
    jr666 Posts: 247 Forumite
    The Mysteries of Fudge....?
    Come to my garden in South Bucks and i'll find you a wasp...
  • MATH
    MATH Posts: 2,941 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    PMSL:blushing: Thanks for the giggle.
    Life's a beach! Take your shoes off and feel the sand between your toes.
  • Bu99er - need to clean me screen again now :rotfl:
  • mossy
    mossy Posts: 1,263 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    lol :rotfl: :whistle:
    Saving for Disney again, oops why book one Disney holiday when you can book two!
    :starmod: Emergency Fund Savings - #148 - £10/£1000 1% :starmod:
    :xmastree:#083 SPC6 £63 - SPC7 £90 - SPC8 £63 - SPC9 £54 - SPC10 £26 - SPC12 £70 :xmastree:
  • moggins
    moggins Posts: 5,190 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    I need to get a change of underwear, stuff middle age and weak pelvic floor :D
    Organised people are just too lazy to look for things

    F U Fund currently at £250
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