Icesave Veterans Association continued

Iced_Off

Alfresco wrote: »

A computer luddite? chip, chip, chip ....

Shhhhh.....not him......:o

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Suzi's side are all horsey.

Always got long faces

3 minutes late as usual.

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Suzi's side are all horsey.

No seriously good riders.

Or so it's still sprayed on their home bus shelter.

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

No, I rode at Bramham Park.......:D

Rode once on Grimsby's municipal park.

amistupid

Bl**dy hell those pancakes must be thick, has he choked.

Iced_Off

amistupid wrote: »

Bl**dy hell those pancakes must be thick, has he choked.

Gorn orf, by the looks of it.....:eek:

Stuck with me, tee hee.....

amistupid

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingF--YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I'll do it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Iced_Off

You may be learning a little......:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

amistupid

Have you got a horse now Mel?

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

You may be learning a little......:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

but as previously stated a little too late I fear. :eek: