Icesave Veterans Association continued

Alfresco_2

Hate swimming trunks that look like shorts - forgot my digital camera was in my pocket when I jumped in!!!

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I'm having a Hannah moment here.....keep losing t'internet.....

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Well. I get my connection back and everyone's gone....... :doh:

amistupid

Alf, I was thinking about off duty arrests. When I was a village plod. I was cutting the front grass one summer's day when smack a car came off the road and smashed into a nearby street light. The youth driving leapt from the car and legged it. I ran after him. During the chase I yelled at a bloke who was doing his garden to stop the run away. He did try to help out but in the process fell over his wall and went crashing down. I eventually caught the offender and took him back to my police house until the duty boys collected him.
I then went to thank the poor fella who'd fallen over, neighbours told me he'd been taken to hospital with a badly broken ankle.
He was off work for 7 weeks!
As he was injured whilst attempting to assist me in apprehending a criminal, my boss put in a criminal injuries claim for him. He later got an award and insisted on taking me and the then missus for a lovely meal.
I love happy endings.

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amistupid wrote: »

Alf, I was thinking about off duty arrests. When I was a village plod. I was cutting the front grass one summer's day when smack a car came off the road and smashed into a nearby street light. The youth driving leapt from the car and legged it. I ran after him. During the chase I yelled at a bloke who was doing his garden to stop the run away. He did try to help out but in the process fell over his wall and went crashing down. I eventually caught the offender and took him back to my police house until the duty boys collected him.
I then went to thank the poor fella who'd fallen over, neighbours told me he'd been taken to hospital with a badly broken ankle.
He was off work for 7 weeks!
As he was injured whilst attempting to assist me in apprehending a criminal, my boss put in a criminal injuries claim for him. He later got an award and insisted on taking me and the then missus for a lovely meal.
I love happy endings.

Well done that man! :T :T :T :T :T :T

(sorry, those men...)

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36 to go Adey! On a good day you can do that in an hour.:j :j :j

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

Hate swimming trunks that look like shorts - forgot my digital camera was in my pocket when I jumped in!!!

I can remember you blagged the shop that it was faulty. I hear that it did infact take one last picture whilst in your shorts in the pool.

The staff call the snap shot the one eyed eel. :rotfl:

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

36 to go Adey! On a good day you can do that in an hour.:j :j :j

Post #295 took half an hour to type. Better stick to one liners or we'll be here until Christmas.

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

Alf, I was thinking about off duty arrests. When I was a village plod. I was cutting the front grass one summer's day when smack a car came off the road and smashed into a nearby street light....
I love happy endings.

Super work constable!

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amistupid wrote: »

Post #295 took half an hour to type. Better stick to one liners or we'll be here until Christmas.

What do you get for 5k? (no, not a second-hand car ) Is it a rosette?