Weekly Flylady Thread 9th February 2009

pigpen

just for LL...

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? You should.

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow


1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.


Stay away from hospitals!!!

GreenandThrifty

Grr, I'm stuck at my parents waiting for a mobile phone to be delivered and I'm just itching to get home and start on my list!!!!!
Not often I'm in a cleaning mood, I best not stay here too long!

nicki_2

Afternoon all :hello:

DD said thanks for the hugs etc. She's currently laying on the sofa slowly drinking a chocolate milkshake and watching Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone ...apparently we're having a "Potter-thon" :rotfl::rotfl: Although she keeps dozing off so I'm not sure how much of it she'll actually see. I'm hoping she hit the peak last night as I didn't need any heating on in my room as she was in my bed and roasting even after nurofen! :eek: Much better today as she couldn't even swallow properly last night the poor thing.

Managed to make a dent in the lists last night though while she was in bed so I could let her rest without disturbing her.

Monday - Kitchen and Dining room
Level One
[STRIKE] Clear and wipe work surfaces[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]Empty and[/STRIKE] wash out bins
Level Two
[STRIKE]Clear out the fridge and make note of what needs using sharpish[/STRIKE]
Sweep and mop floors
Clear and wipe table.. add a clean cloth if necessary!
Level Three
Wash windows
[STRIKE]Wipe all the cupboard fronts, kickboards and large appliance[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]Wipe and replace all the small appliances[/STRIKE]
Tuesday - Living room, hall and stairs!
Level One
[STRIKE]Clear and wipe surfaces[/STRIKE]
[STRIKE]Polish all the glass things [/STRIKE]
Level Two
[STRIKE]declutter and[/STRIKE] vacuum/mop the floors!
Wash windows
Vacuum under furniture you can move..
Level Three
[STRIKE]De-web and de-fluff the room[/STRIKE]

Right, I'm going to try and get on with some studying now, I spent all morning trying to sort out ebay stuff as they're being picky about my listings for some reason :mad: Really getting fed up of it now. :wave:

ragz_2

Fantastic Pigpen, loved the NHS list!

Lady-Liberty

Pigpen thanks....I think :rotfl: :T good job I saw it before the op, will be too painful to laugh afterwards :rotfl:

xx


I have done a bit of the living room, so still flying.

Dustykitten

SummerMoon wrote: »

Think the kids are slowly trying to move their entire bedroom full of toys down here.

Do kids bedroom today then whilst it is empty:D

Back from town.

Just having lunch then up to help in DS3 class

mumofjusttwo

Monday - Kitchen and Dining room
Extras
HHI
S&S the oven
Binbag dance!

Tuesday - Living room, hall and stairs!
Level Three
Sort through coats and bags and shoes etc
Extras
33 fling boogie!
Fill a binbag of swag for charity shop
Wipe all the paintwork in the living room!

Just watching the news about Australia and going to give DD the BIGGEST hug ever.

rosepink1984

Triker wrote: »

I thought it might blow them up, you know with the bicarb and everything. Don't nasty boys give seagulls bicarb in bread and then watch them explode in the air.:o

Woah!!!! did you know you can't post less than 10 characters?

Mudbath

Can! HEHEEHEE

xx_Jo_xx

Aw Im so jealous and so proud of you all at the same time- Im sitting at work wishing I could be home getting on with my lists!! :rotfl:

Well done to all of you who have done them already :T

Its given me so much motivation cos I cant wait to get home and do mine so I post up what Ive done!!

I've done my daily morning chores (which is a long list) but if I dont do them in the morning, they never get done!! That means I can get on with my list while dinner is cooking hopefully and do my night-time chores after dinner! Thats my plan anyway - It remains to be seen if I can pull it off!! :rotfl:

xx