"I look old, ugly and fat on TV" blog discussion

MothballsWallet

Martin, you're only a little bit older than me, and you look far more dapper than I ever would. Besides, don't they say that the camera adds about 10-20 pounds, depending on who you ask?

ctate

Don't worry. I don't know how fat or thin you are because I haven't seen you in real life. But I'd definitely give you one and I'm a bloke! Lol.

hethmar

Oh give over man, you are gorgeous and you know it

wilf55

my wife looked in the mirror and said she looked old fat and ugly and asked me to pay her a compliment i replied YOU HAVE GOOD EYESIGHT!! boom boom

Errata

Martin, you are gorgeous and god's gift to women (and apparently men !). I can't undestand why you haven't been snapped up to replace Tom Cruise/Jeremy Paxman/Simon Cowell. My invoice will be with you in 10 days - usual T&C

meester

You can't be too worried, otherwise you wouldn't have an animated icon of yourself and a large portrait at the top of every page. :money:

pollsdolls

I think you have this the wrong way around Martin.

To me, you look Young, slim, and good looking on TV. Therefore if you look younger slimmer and better looking in real life, then you have it made IMO.

Those 'loose' women just wanted to tell their Mates that they had chatted you up. Just enjoy it while it still happening.;)

mandi

Nothing that a bag over your head wont sort

POSSETTE

well i think your flippin gorgoeus...just right..and if your fiancee thinks the same then that great!...maybe a teency little bit over excitable but thats better than boring and quiet!!

thebigbosh

next you'll be asking "Does my bum look big in this?" and spending hours in front of the mirror plucking your eyebrows...