The Compers Inn - Part 12

Miss_Cinnabon

think i will enter for the butler, are we allowed a hands on approach then:rotfl:

Rock_Chick_Bird

Ricky - who am I gonna get into trouble with Kipper now?? And who will feed my inane double-entendres??!!

I'll really miss you, mister!!!
Hope you and your Benny will be the happiest of the happy people from Happy-Ville!!!!!

Don't forget us though!! (and that's an order!)

toomanykids

(To be read with the tune of Hey Mickey!)

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine you cheeky swine
Hey, Ricky
Hey, Ricky

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine you cheeky swine
Hey, Ricky
Hey, Ricky

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine you cheeky swine
Hey, Ricky

Hey, Ricky
You've been posting all night
And that's a little long
You think your answer's right
But I think you've got it wrong
Why don't you check it out
With Google like we all do, Ricky?

You think you're Spiderman
And we know that you're not
His pics your avatar Ricky
And you know your not that hot
Lycra ain't your friend buddy, its gives you a little pot Ricky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Ricky, what a pity
You don't understand
Your going off to Oz
Or some God Forsaken Land
Oh, Ricky, we'll all miss ya
Can't you understand
It's guys like you, Ricky
What will we do, Ricky, do, Ricky
Without your comps, Ricky?

Hey, Ricky

Now when you post a little dup
Who's ever gonna know
And every time you do
A nice wee BG tells you "No"
There's something you can use
So don't say no, Ricky

So come on and read it over, you know that you can
It was written by VG, get it?
She'll lead you by the hand
Oh, please Ricky, please
Don't flush it down the pan, Ricky!

Oh, Ricky, what a pity
You don't understand
You posted it on the board
You lovely silly man
Oh, Ricky, you're so witty
Can't you understand
It's for I Won, I Won, I Won
And was moved by a BG Ricky
To save your blushes, Ricky

Oh, Ricky, you're so witty
Can't you understand
We don't want you to go Ricky
To a gorgeous sun-drenched land
Oh, Ricky, take me with you
It won't be very hard
To sneak me into Oz, Ricky
Oh will you please Ricky,
Please Ricky, I'll be your fag-hag, Ricky!!!!


With loads and loads of love and best wishes to a pure gem of a guy,
Yvonne xxxxxxxxx

breezerockz

thanks for all the comps you have posted,
good luck in OZ

and nice one yvonne, how long did that take

littleholly

Good luck ricky, I will miss your cheeky rudeness!
I wish I was going back too, I miss Oz more and more everyday!
Keep in touch.

scottishfreebiehunter

littleholly wrote: »

Good luck ricky, I will miss your cheeky rudeness!
I wish I was going back too, I miss Oz more and more everyday!
Keep in touch.

Me to LHolly and i think in the future it is going to draw me backxx


TMK :Texcellentx

samanthag

good luck to you ricky hope you have a fab time in oz
thanks for all the comps you have posted keep in touch with us mse'rs
love sammy xxxx

Miss_Cinnabon

aww good luck ricky, wish you all the best:D xx

heres a joke for anyone who needs cheering up:rotfl:

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
sh*t?

scottishfreebiehunter

didnt think there would be a problem with putting that thread there as been birthday ones before and since ricky was big asset to forum thought he deserved itxxxxxx


sorry all inn peoplexxx

scottishfreebiehunter

elver_man wrote: »

I only managed to watch about 10 mins of the prog before i got bored, the elephants on the other side are much more entertaining:rotfl:

And i'm sorry but Hollies voice just gets makes it worse

you missed Todd carty very funny:rotfl::rotfl: