**Woo Hoo the Weekend Starts Here Chat Thread**

System

Ow Bunny man, stop changing your bloody avatar

Bunnyinthelights

*Bunny thanks GOD she lives far faaaar away*

Bunnyinthelights

The thought of you sitting on top of a washing machine nekkid with your balloxs bouncing around on the spin cycle is enough to put a girl off for life!

Bunnyinthelights

Oi Lenny!
Im not a MAN. You should know that by now-you have met me twice and Im sure I caught you staring at my boobalage.

bank_of_slate

lennymfo wrote: »

Hey ladies, I need some help. I have a massive pile of dirty washing in the corner of my cabin and I need to wash it. There is downstairs, a white machine with a glass door that apparently washes clothes. Trouble is I dont know how to use it. Can you help me please?

The man way to wash
1 Throw all clothes into machine, don't bother removing mobile phone and change from trouser pocket. Try to make sure all the sleeves remain rolled up and socks balled up and bunched together. Cram as much in the machine as will physically fit. It works better if you have had to sit on the floor and force the door closed with your boot

2 Add one item of red clothing just to ensure that any white item turns pink

3 If the box of powder says add 1 scoop then add 3. It's widely understood that the machine is only effective if mid cycle bubbles are exuding from every drawer and vent

4 Don't bother with fabric softener, it's for poofters. Your clean laundry is only good when you have beat the living daylights out of the stiffened creases with a mallet

5 Only iron the bits that can be seen, the rest is a waste of time and can be hidden under a jumper

...Linda xx

halight

Hi all,
I hope that you all have a great day today
enjoy your subday everyone

Bunnyinthelights

Linda, you forgot step 1a. Shove as much as possible into machine so that no actual water can reach clothes so when finally extracted from machine, clumps of mud are still adhering to clothes-or as in my case-logs of $h!te

whatatwit

lennymfo wrote: »

Ive just stripped off and am sitting in the laundry room niked

Bet you don't look like Nick Kamen either, they never do when they start to take their clothes off in the shop :cool:

It's a safe link ladies

whatatwit

Hi Halight, are you off out with the twins today, or is raining where you are.

Are they still sleeping ok in their own room?

Numpty_Monkey

bank_of_slate wrote: »

The man way to wash
1 Throw all clothes into machine, don't bother removing mobile phone and change from trouser pocket. Try to make sure all the sleeves remain rolled up and socks balled up and bunched together. Cram as much in the machine as will physically fit. It works better if you have had to sit on the floor and force the door closed with your boot

2 Add one item of red clothing just to ensure that any white item turns pink

3 If the box of powder says add 1 scoop then add 3. It's widely understood that the machine is only effective if mid cycle bubbles are exuding from every drawer and vent

4 Don't bother with fabric softener, it's for poofters. Your clean laundry is only good when you have beat the living daylights out of the stiffened creases with a mallet

5 Only iron the bits that can be seen, the rest is a waste of time and can be hidden under a jumper

...Linda xx

Thats how i do mine:o