Ungrateful Tenants or inconsiderate LL?

harryhound

How long to go until the end of the short hold tenancy?

Gorgeous_George

He's conned nobody. 'tis a made-up story (probably one of brodders' aliases).

GG

FungusFighter

Don't worry guys, Fungus speaks Picklesese and is here to translate:

pickles110564 wrote: »

When I did an inspection in November a 2 bed house or mine was looking very tired. I had not decorated it since I bought it 5 years ago. Translation: My bedsit is a hole, can't believe anyone would rent it.
I had a discussion with the tenants and said I would like to decorate the whole house, install a new kitchen and bathroom and they could chose the colour schemes. Translation: My tenants have said they are not staying another day and have scarpered.
To save them the hassle of all this work I arranged another property for them to stay in free of charge. Translation: They won't tell me where they've gone.
It has taken alot of meetings to agree for them to move out. Translation: I begged the to stay and they told me to get fewked.
I dont understand all the fuss they have created saying that they were happy with the property the way it was. Translation: I'll never let it out now in the state it is in.
However the decorating is well under way now but there is a complication. Translation: I've run out of money.
The LA I use has sent some people round to view and they are prepared to pay more rent once the work is complete. Translation: In my dreams.
So what do I do approach the tenants and explain that someone is prepared to pay more or just leave the rent at the same price? Translation: How the fewk do I rent it out again now?[/quote]

In the words of the great man himself, I hope that helps!:rotfl:

Flower08

FungusFighter wrote: »

Don't worry guys, Fungus speaks Picklesese and is here to translate:

pickles110564 wrote: »

When I did an inspection in November a 2 bed house or mine was looking very tired. I had not decorated it since I bought it 5 years ago. Translation: My bedsit is a hole, can't believe anyone would rent it.
I had a discussion with the tenants and said I would like to decorate the whole house, install a new kitchen and bathroom and they could chose the colour schemes. Translation: My tenants have said they are not staying another day and have scarpered.
To save them the hassle of all this work I arranged another property for them to stay in free of charge. Translation: They won't tell me where they've gone.
It has taken alot of meetings to agree for them to move out. Translation: I begged the to stay and they told me to get fewked.
I dont understand all the fuss they have created saying that they were happy with the property the way it was. Translation: I'll never let it out now in the state it is in.
However the decorating is well under way now but there is a complication. Translation: I've run out of money.
The LA I use has sent some people round to view and they are prepared to pay more rent once the work is complete. Translation: In my dreams.
So what do I do approach the tenants and explain that someone is prepared to pay more or just leave the rent at the same price? Translation: How the fewk do I rent it out again now?[/quote]

In the words of the great man himself, I hope that helps!:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: love the work!! Especially the complication one!

chrisandanne

If I were your tenant I would tell you to stuff your house up your backside and return one very dark night and paint the whole of the outside in bright pink gloss.

A x

PasturesNew

chrisandanne wrote: »

If I were your tenant I would tell you to stuff your house up your backside and return one very dark night and paint the whole of the outside in bright pink gloss.

A x

If you find the address, we could go anyway. Give me a shout, I can bring my own brush.

robpw2

i got a brush , my tooth brush .. do you think someone else could paint for me . i would find it difficult ..

we could just write inconsiderate ll on the house so everyone knows

PasturesNew

robpw2 wrote: »

i got a brush , my tooth brush .. do you think someone else could paint for me . i would find it difficult ..

we could just write inconsiderate ll on the house so everyone knows

C NUT is shorter

FungusFighter

PasturesNew wrote: »

C NUT is shorter

Tit is shorter still :j

mewbie_2

Shurely houses in Felixstow will be slightly harder to let when redundancy kicks in? Time to be nice to those tenants.