merry xmas you bunch of miserable !!!!!!s

jeannieblue

vikingaero wrote: »

That's not Jeannie. She would be wearing far classier Essex White Stiletto Thigh Highs.:D

Melly Clistmas one and all.:beer:

I wouldn't - I'm far classier than those Essex t*rts. I was about to add that I was brought up a lady - but that sounds more like David Walliams....

jeannieblue

Crabman wrote: »

Sorry Jeannie, I've corrected my post now

Oh ha bl**dy ha!!

Just cos I know more than a female should about cars... you call me a dude/guy....

Fair enough

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

You'd know my legs anywhere - babe - as per usual, right again :smileyhea

Here's hoping I get my very special present tonight Goldie :heart2:

yes you will when i get back from the pub.;)

jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

yes you will when i get back from the pub.;)

When is the pub gonna shut???

Even if it shuts now, you will have to do your usual drunken staggering detour round to anewman's house, urinate over his car (he's getting fed up with it now), then stagger on a few miles to Conor's, trigger off the car alarm on his Reliant Robin, then stagger over to Crabbers Manor House, let down the tyres on his Rolls Royce and visit the stables and see to his mare.... then on to Vikingaero's, where you can never resist taking out his Skoda Fellatio for a bit of drifting practice and then finally on to MrsE's spread, where you do handbrake turns on her 4 x 4 and try on her make up.

It's just not funny anymore Goldenspangles.... its all so 'old hat'.

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

When is the pub gonna shut???

Even if it shuts now, you will have to do your usual drunken staggering detour round to anewman's house, urinate over his car (he's getting fed up with it now), then stagger on a few miles to Conor's, trigger off the car alarm on his Reliant Robin, then stagger over to Crabbers Manor House, let down the tyres on his Rolls Royce and visit the stables and see to his mare.... then on to Vikingaero's, where you can never resist taking out his Skoda Fellatio for a bit of drifting practice and then finally on to MrsE's spread, where you do handbrake turns on her 4 x 4 and try on her make up.

It's just not funny anymore Goldenspangles.... its all so 'old hat'.

done all of those,except conors, because im scared he will give me a mouthfull,you know what he is like.all mouth and no....



...well you know.:D

oh and mrse's 4x4 only looks like a 4x4, i had a little look underneath and to my surprise i found no propshaft. totally disgusted.
she is a fake 4x4er!

jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

done all of those,except conors, because im scared he will give me a mouthfull,you know what he is like.all mouth and no....



...well you know.:D

oh and mrse's 4x4 only looks like a 4x4, i had a little look underneath and to my surprise i found no propshaft. totally disgusted.
she is a fake 4x4er!

My worry is that you felt the need to look under MrsE... My other worry is, how do you know what is in Conor's mouth?

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

My worry is that you felt the need to look under MrsE... My other worry is, how do you know what is in Conor's mouth?

mrsE offered a prime veiw.

we all know whats in conors mouth with the amount of $hite that comes out of it.

cyclonebri1

Isn't it intriging, the amount of crap that gets spouted out on here. If we all new each other, what we looked like, what we really were like, well we probably wouldn't acknowledge each other accross the street;)

So with that in mind would jeanieblue please expose herself to all, a picture would surfice, or at least to goldspanners, then he can tell us anyway unless he's toooo embarrassed:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

goldspanners

cyclonebri1 wrote: »

Isn't it intriging, the amount of crap that gets spouted out on here. If we all new each other, what we looked like, what we really were like, well we probably wouldn't acknowledge each other accross the street;)

So with that in mind would jeanieblue please expose herself to all, a picture would surfice, or at least to goldspanners, then he can tell us anyway unless he's toooo embarrassed:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bri had too much christmas cheer?
jeanies a hottie,she doesnt need to prove it.;) but if she feels a pm is in order then feel free.;)

there are plenty on here i wouldnt acknowledge across the street,infact theres plenty i dont acknowledge on here aswell,but some i do.

jeannieblue

cyclonebri1 wrote: »

Isn't it intriging, the amount of crap that gets spouted out on here. If we all new each other, what we looked like, what we really were like, well we probably wouldn't acknowledge each other accross the street;)

So with that in mind would jeanieblue please expose herself to all, a picture would surfice, or at least to goldspanners, then he can tell us anyway unless he's toooo embarrassed:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The intrigue Bri..... and canI say that the 'amount of crap' that you mention, is not crap... It is the truth. Acknowledge it, embrace it and if you can't, get over it.

(By the way, I am drop dead gorgeous - you'll have to take my word on that, besides, I could post a photo of anyone and you would still be wondering, is that her or not........... - Goldie is the only one that knows and he can tell you what I am like, besides, what does it matter anyway??)