Daily Chat Wed 24th - HO HO HO he's on his way

spud30

Skint_Catt wrote: »

Is he free tonight? :rotfl:

Well, you might need a couple of lolly sticks and some sticky tape......he's just come off nights, and he's trying to stay up all day to be with us :rolleyes: :rotfl:

moo2moo

Sounds like you need plan B. Get the in-laws inebriated. Plonk 'em in front of the Queens speech, turn the volume up loud and feel the Christmas lurve in a room with a lockable door.

jinky67

spud30 wrote: »

Well, you might need a couple of lolly sticks and some sticky tape......he's just come off nights, and he's trying to stay up all day to be with us :rolleyes: :rotfl:

I am sure i could think of lots to do with them:rotfl:

spud30

Burlesque_Babe wrote: »

fab news spud - I can't wait to meet you! I feel I know you so well, I can't wait.

I cant wait to meet you either :T

Almost wrote summink negative bout meself then, but remembered positive mental attitude :rolleyes:

Skint_Catt

spud30 wrote: »

Well, you might need a couple of lolly sticks and some sticky tape......he's just come off nights, and he's trying to stay up all day to be with us :rolleyes: :rotfl:

He'll definately stay 'up' all day with a lolly stick! :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

moo2moo

I recall watching a surgical video (Uni related - not pervy) about men who have pipecleaners (fairly sure it was a bit more technical than that) voluntarily inserted to facilitate. Obviously a lollypop stick is far more MSE and way more Blue Peter. Not covinced the OH will fall for it though and I don't fancy the splinters. Ooh er owww.

jacs76

spud30 wrote: »

Well, you might need a couple of lolly sticks and some sticky tape......he's just come off nights, and he's trying to stay up all day to be with us :rolleyes: :rotfl:

oooooo splinters:p

Bunnyinthelights

Afternoon,
Just about to go and deliver gifts to friends.
I tried it on with DH last night and got shot down cold which lead to an argument which lead to my elephant of an OH bringing up every little thing (I swear he is a bloody woman) which lead to me going to sleep feeling puuuurty crap. So, I woke up today and decided I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN A BAD MOON and let Christmas get ruined. So, PMA all round! Actually, think I threw him for a loop becasue I woke up and gave him a hug. Nothing like keeping them on their toes eh?

Anyhoo-Toto, Boss LAdy's behaviour sounds very callous and thoughtless. Sad for her.

Sammy-Glad you are no longer worried. Kids eh? Who'd have em?

Len-likin the poem matey.

Spud-you're the reason im going to Manchester you noggin. You better bloody be there!

Nice to see some old friends back btw! (Jacs, Kath etc)

jacs76

afternoon bunny:D

i aint getting any either (can't beat em join em):p

jinky67

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Afternoon,
Just about to go and deliver gifts to friends.
I tried it on with DH last night and got shot down cold which lead to an argument which lead to my elephant of an OH bringing up every little thing (I swear he is a bloody woman) which lead to me going to sleep feeling puuuurty crap. So, I woke up today and decided I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN A BAD MOON and let Christmas get ruined. So, PMA all round! Actually, think I threw him for a loop becasue I woke up and gave him a hug. Nothing like keeping them on their toes eh?

Anyhoo-Toto, Boss LAdy's behaviour sounds very callous and thoughtless. Sad for her.

Sammy-Glad you are no longer worried. Kids eh? Who'd have em?

Len-likin the poem matey.

Spud-you're the reason im going to Manchester you noggin. You better bloody be there!

Nice to see some old friends back btw! (Jacs, Kath etc)

Bun would you ike the DFW posse you come and !!!!!! him on the head with a solid object?