My Christmas is Ruined

bestpud

Easter bunny, my foot! :rolleyes2

Santa does not have big ears or a bushy tail!

And the easter bunny doesn't have a beard!

He won't bring you any presents if you carry on with this nonsense you know!

Halloway

Worst thread ever. It's not funny, it's not interesting. Even that thread about captive women in !!!!!! films was more interesting than this one.

bestpud

Halloway wrote: »

Worst thread ever. It's not funny, it's not interesting. Even that thread about captive women in !!!!!! films was more interesting than this one.

:xmassign:

Halloway

Sadly I can't find a little emoticon of a yellow blob holding a "f[_]ck off" placard, but if I could then I would certainly post it.

bestpud

Halloway wrote: »

Sadly I can't find a little emoticon of a yellow blob holding a "f[_]ck off" placard, but if I could then I would certainly post it.

Tis ok, I get the jist!

Sagz_2

Halloway wrote: »

Sadly I can't find a little emoticon of a yellow blob holding a "f[_]ck off" placard, but if I could then I would certainly post it.

Be nice or the Easter Bunny won't be visiting you Halloway
:easter_ba

bestpud

Norbertsmum wrote: »

Be nice or [strike]the Easter Bunny[/strike] FATHER CHRISTMAS won't be visiting you Halloway

:santa2: .............

PopeSock

Santa is an anagram of Satan. Coincidence? I think not. You might want to take the proper precautions and bake little crosses into the mince pies you leave out.

Or maybe.. he *is* a vampire! Climbing down chimneys seems like an easy way to get access to a lot of necks. The plot thickens.

Freddie_Snowbits

Takoda wrote: »

Thread reported. Not consumer related.

Yes it is consumer related, I was drinking beer (Uley Old Spot) in my local when some wise guy gets up and rants on that he was not real. I am distraught and did not sleep at all last night because of this and I need to sue soembody.