Stupidest neutral / negative

jasmineswhiskers

The_Casual_Tailor wrote: »

I'd hazzard a guess at Lulu Guinness the bag designer.

Surely it should have had some sort of label stating this. Must say I can see the buyers point of view.

POSSETTE

I sold topiary balls that you hang from bracket, specifically measured at 23.5cm..i get comment about not being big enough!!! well dont bloodi buy it then,get a tape measure out and check!
god i cant be doing with people..give me dogs any day!

StaffsSW

I've seen plenty of neutrals and negatives for "item was smaller than expected" - but when you view the item, sizes and weights are clearly mentioned.

Occupational hazard of selling on eBay I guess.

bravobeastie

I sold a glass topped table and stools. Woman won the auction, came to collect and she looked it over and said it was perfect for what they needed. She had bought a small car, her husband and 2 kids and proceeded to shove the table (at one point smacking her kid in the head with the corner) into the car.

2 weeks later got a negative to say that the table was scratched badly and the stool (faux leather) was ripped.

I wouldn't mind, but she had looked it all over when she collected and said she was chuffed

charlies_mum

jasmineswhiskers wrote: »

So what was the relation to guinness??

It was a black Guinness (as in the drink) sports bag. The label inside said Guinness, but the buyer wanted it to say Guinness on the outside of the bag (which I never said it did)

DarkHorse

Feedback to Seller:
SELLER OFFERED ITEM FREE FOR HOMOSEXUAL SEX. A VERY ODD PERSON!: STAY AWAY!
SELLER USED HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE AS PACKAGING MATERIAL.
WHEN I CONTACTED SELLER I WAS INFORMED THEY WERE ARRESTED AND NOW IN PRISON FOR FRAUD.
SELLER PULLED PENIS OUT OF PANTS WHEN I PICKED ITEM UP. WEIRD FELLOW!
USED CONDOM FOUND IN PACKAGE ALONG WITH PRODUCT. DISGUSTING INDIVIDUAL!!!
THREATED TO "KICK MY !!!" IF I DIDN'T REDUCE PRICE. GRADE-A JERK.
YOUR CONSTANT USE OF THE F WORD AROUND MY CHILDREN WASN'T APPRECIATED.

Feedback to Buyer:
HARD TO PLEASE BUYER; STALKED ME OUTSIDE OF MY HOME. VERY DANGEROUS PERSON!
INSTEAD OF SENDING PAYPAL, TRIED TO OFFER ME SEX ACT WITH UNDERAGE DAUGHTER.
DID NOT PAY BECAUSE HE SAID HE GOT DUI YESTERDAY AND NEEDED MONEY FOR A LAWYER.
BUYER REFUSED CASH PAYMENT AND OFFERED CRYSTAL METH IN EXCHANGE FOR ITEM.
SENT ME GRAPHIC NUDE SELF-PHOTOS VIA EMAIL. STAY AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE.
PICKED UP ITEM WEARING FULL NAZI UNIFORM, EMBARRASSING ME AND MY FAMILY.

beetplek

Had an email from a buyer asking if I had sent the item yet, had to point out that nore than just looking at the page with the item on they have also to buy the thing.

POSSETTE

beetplek wrote: »

Had an email from a buyer asking if I had sent the item yet, had to point out that nore than just looking at the page with the item on they have also to buy the thing.

oh my god..i must owe thousands if you had to buy everything you just look at on ebay!!:rotfl: :rotfl: muppets..they are all muppets!

jasmineswhiskers

charlies_mum wrote: »

It was a black Guinness (as in the drink) sports bag. The label inside said Guinness, but the buyer wanted it to say Guinness on the outside of the bag (which I never said it did)

That's fair enough.

Ms-Pacman

soolin wrote: »

I also got the standard one for an item of clothing being too small..yet I had sold a size 18 and the buyer regularly bought 22+ so I responded with a neg on that one (only as I had had no previous contact and would have refunded the item if asked) along the lines of 'buy the size you are and not the size you want to be in future'.


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