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jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

send me the bill then!

You've been seeing Crabman behind my back??? :mad:

Two timing two faced piece of horse poo! And I've been working hard to save up for special Christmas present for you as well....

I'm truly gobsmacked and upset, when you're not urinating over anewmans car you've been with Crabman... you have soooo let me down....

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

You've been seeing Crabman behind my back??? :mad:

Two timing two faced piece of horse poo! And I've been working hard to save up for special Christmas present for you as well....

I'm truly gobsmacked and upset, when you're not urinating over anewmans car you've been with Crabman... you have soooo let me down....

i really didnt know i had that kind of affect on crabbers, i really didnt, you must beleive.

now what is my present?

jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

i really didnt know i had that kind of affect on crabbers, i really didnt, you must beleive.

now what is my present?

Believe?? Believe?? How can I believe you over the well respected Crabbyman?

I'm gutted and putting your present to one side for now. I'm not sure Ann Summers offer refunds anyway. And I don't know why you wanted that bodyless doll anyway? It's just a head that takes batteries, I really don't understand the fun in that at all. You can't dress it up and play with it like other dolly's if it doesn't have a body.

I've been looking at the other things on your Xmas list, what's a double ender and why would you want a ring for ....?? How can you get engaged to your own appendage?

Why can't you ask for Xbox games like any other childish male adult?

Crabman

:eek:

I imagine goldspanners has lost the will to live after seeing that :rotfl:

But when did I become well respected, or even respected?! :rotfl:

jeannieblue

Crabman wrote: »

:eek:

I imagine goldspanners has lost the will to live after seeing that :rotfl:

But when did I become well respected, or even respected?! :rotfl:

I used to respect you - and still do, but worry that your association with Goldiespangles could tarnish your image - he's such a cad, anewman has had alot to put up with too (I don't know how his paintwork has survived), and I just don't know how I cope with him all the time, I'm such a saint :A

He's definitely on the sofa tonight, if he ever comes home.........

I'm inconsolable, almost..

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

Why can't you ask for Xbox games like any other childish male adult?

well if you left other catalogues lying around like an argos catalogue rather than the ads pages of readers wives on the coffee table maybe i would have chose more normal gifts.

goldspanners

Crabman wrote: »

:eek:

I imagine goldspanners has lost the will to live after seeing that :rotfl:

But when did I become well respected, or even respected?! :rotfl:

im used to it, she gets worse every time.

jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

well if you left other catalogues lying around like an argos catalogue rather than the ads pages of readers wives on the coffee table maybe i would have chose more normal gifts.

Thats it blame me - it was you that made me pose for those photo's - call yourself a professional photographer. And who is this Ann anyway?

jeannieblue

goldspanners wrote: »

im used to it, she gets worse every time.

He blames me everytime crabbers.....

You'd think he would be grateful that I bought him a bodyless dolly - even though I don't see the point of it..........................


It wasn't cheap..

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

He blames me everytime crabbers.....

You'd think he would be grateful that I bought him a bodyless dolly - even though I don't see the point of it..........................


It wasn't cheap..

dont worry the doll will see the point .

is this you running off to the board guides complaining again. its like being at primary school with you sometimes,honestly.