Sealed Pot Challenge 2 "The Return"

sparky0107

Morning everyone,
Here's another little something to make you smile

How marriage works
All men should read this!!!

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife,
'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?'
Asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said,
'You want a beer, my love?'
She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, England and America etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,
'Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, !!!!!! head? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your f***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you're not f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A***hole?'

So he stayed home............
........and, they lived happily ever after.
Any men reading take heed!

CrunchyFrogSticks

I can see a £20 note sticking in the top of my jar. Shall I shove it through the hole? :rolleyes:
I think I need to make a piggie so nobody can see the shinies and try to take them.

dippykitty

Hi everyone! 5p for the pot today. On the plus side, I've barely spent anything lately (hence the lack of change!).

elsie52

Hi everyone,

£1.09p into xmas :xmastree:pot and £1 into holiday pot.:cool::beer:

Hope you are all well.

moneysavingfamilycomp

hi everyone £2 for eeyore today

urg123

Hi Everyone,

OH and I got £45 from family members for our engagement. It's gone in the sealed pot. I had to start the new one as the notes would not fit in the current pot. I have also added all non £1 coins to my existing pot. Not much space in there now ,

Well done to everyone for doing so well.

urg x x

Sue-UU

A warm welcome to the thread pipo and benemm. Lovely to meet you both! Welcome to the pocket raiders gang benemm!;) Enjoy yourselves here and have great fun saving! You'll find your number at the bottom of the list on post 2 of page 1. If you haven't already done so then read through posts 1 & 2 as it'll help you with any queries.

Just a quick one tonight (make that this morning! ) must get some sleep soon.

A couple of great "funnies" sparky, though be careful what you're saying being a lone fellah with all us females!

Great to see you Shelley! You too Puzzled!! It's always lovely to see old faces. Oooops, err um meant in the nicest possible way, though you know I wouldn't meaningfully be rude to either of you! Honest!

Hiya LC! No doubt that Reb's still searching for the cash she .....by-passedtother day!!! :eek: I mean as though ANY of us would do that - except REB!!!! :rolleyes: I reckon stunty's possibly guiding her and giving her a lesson in picking up roadkill!!Like sparky says, he's too busy practicing for married life, either that or he's gone off and got married leaving lot here with our hats!!! :eek:

Of course you shove the £20 note through the hole CrunchyFrogSticks, after all it's half way there!:j Either that or....wrap it round the outside of the pot to solve the shinies being seen and taken!!! Problem solved see!! :rotfl:

Congratulations to you both on your Engagement urg!! £45 from family members is a great sum to get going with!

Have a good Wednesday folks and keep saving well!

Sue. New friends wishing to join us, please just ask and I'll be with you ASAP.

sparky0107

Morning everyone,
You all seem to be doing great with your savings, I got a shiny £2 coin and also found another 4p road change, it's wet and miserable here today, so much for "flaming June".

Have a great day, keep saving & keep safe

mcjordi

morning all
#257 reporting in, im still here lol, but havent been putting much in recently i might just reach my target

moneysavingfamilycomp

hi everyone £1.20 for eeyore today and 3p for small bits pot. hope everyone is well it seems to of gone very quiet on here lol.