Weekly Flylady Thread 1st December 2008

hollyh

ZLS1984 wrote: »

Hey PinkFairy, did you send me a virtual boot up the bottom. OMG I have cleaned so much today. I did the full of the kitchen and get this I EVEN WASHED THE TEA POTS UP.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have been abducted by aliens arghhhhh

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Seriously though well done they'll be no stopping you now;)

OddjobKIA

This is my first draught so please be nice about it...


I do like to re-do songs rhymes and plays...




Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house..
Not a creature was sleeping not even the pet mouse.

Ma was in the kitchen and dad in the loft
She was impatiently waiting for the turkey to defrost
The presents piled unwrapped on the table.
When dad put his hand on a live cable.

Up from the attic there rose such a clatter
Dad would of gone through the ceiling if he was much fatter.
Kids are all hyper on sweets and mince pies
Not even a shot of brandy made them close their eyes.

The presents are wrapped. the turkey is in
4 empty bottles are now in the bin
The kids are asleep all in their beds
2 glasses of wine finally went to there heads..

Mum an dad are sitting on the settee
Trying desperately to put of a much needed pee.
She turns to him and looks in his eye’s
“I forgot to pick up your mother” he replies..

He dashes to the car and screams of down the street..
She settles down to watch another blasted repeat.
Then up from the bedroom comes an almighty scream..
“MUM….Santa’s just died in my dream”..

The dogs peed on the floor, and the cats pulled over the tree
Dads in a ditch with mud up to his knee..
The police aren’t smiling he’s over the limit.
As for his licence might as well bin it

He staggers through the door at 4 in the morning
Only two hours before the sun is dawning
The children are up and wide awake
He don’t know how much more ,he can take

The gifts are unwrapped and there’s mess on the floor
And now there’s a knock on the front door.
It’s the perfect neighbours coming to gloat
“oh he’s brought me a fifteen hundred pound coat”

Finally we get to eat sometime past three,
Burnt turkey cold potatoes, and sprouts that were free.
Then into the front room and on with the telly
To watch some old the bat who is of her nelly.

Finally the day is over the night has come
For another year the deed is done
You don’t even care when you here the cat shriek
You know you’ll be in work this time next week.

Jamie Rollinson

froddington

Evening - I survived parents' evening Only had 5 to see and they were all lovely! The girl who ended up in hospital last Mon was back in today and seems back to her usual self, but had 2 others off sick today!

Kaz - hugs and prayers for you and your family

PF - more hugs for you

greenbee - sounds like a lovely weekend

g&b - hope you and LO are feeling better

emily - great news on both counts

soappie - hope you get it sorted

ZLS - well done!

rach - hugs - hope things improve

angel - hugs for you too

toots - welcome back

It's too cold to venture into the spare room tonight so I'll tackle something from my extras list - when I find it .............!!

ZLS1984

Thanks HollyH and froddington,

I have more in my sights to do 2moz, my problem though is keeping it tidy I am not good at that.

hollyh

Thanks for the list Pigpen.

Tomorrows list

Tuesday - Kitchen & dining area
Level One
Clear and wipe surfaces
Sweep and mop floors!
Level Two
Wipe fronts of appliances and cupboards, inc kickboards
Wipe hob and oven
Sort fridge for grots and suchlike
Level Three
Wash windows
Clean out a grotty cupboard
Run the WM/DW through a clean cycle
Extras

1. binbag dance
2. HHI
3. empty and wash out bins
4. Clear and wipe windows sills

Extras mine
Sort, list & wrap rest of presents
5 items ebay
Sweep path
Deep clean highchair & ebay)
Refill wood , coal & kindling bins
RSVP party
Clear ironing pile
Sort bags of toys - Ebay / Charity / Carboot
Pay nursery fees
Xmas cards
Toddlers
Tods xmas party ( start planning )
Raffle prizes
Xmas fayre
Buy squash, coffee, bread & milk
Get photos off Nic
Get envelope & post insurance form

kazmeister

I just lit myself a real fire in the middle room with coal and everything its so much cheerier in here now

Justamum

Gryfon wrote: »

Advent calenders are just filled and the children are all having their first chocolates, just got to hope DD2 doesn't get hold of them and have all of the chocolates

This is why I only put choccies in the relevant pockets the night before when the children are in bed. If I filled all the pockets at once then it would just be too much of a temptation for DD2 and the older two would end up with zilch!:rotfl:

tinypawz

pigpen wrote: »

Monday - children/spare room
Level one
[STRIKE]
Floor clearance!
Strip beds and put on clean bedding.. if you just did them do the duvet & curtains!
Vacuum and turn mattress
[/STRIKE]
Level Two
[STRIKE]
Sort through the toys.. get rid of the broken and outgrown ones
Sort through a chest of drawers/wardrobe and fling anything that no longer fits/past wearing
[/STRIKE]
Binbag dance
Level Three
[STRIKE]
Drag the junk from under the bed and put it in its proper homes
Dust and vacuum and wipe of sticky grotty bits
[/STRIKE]
Wash the windows and curtains/blinds
Extras

1. [STRIKE]HHI[/STRIKE] I iron as needed on a daily basis.
2. No PC in that room yet
3. Wipe down all the woodwork and the bed frames
4. Are there any books that can be past on or games that can be rehomed? We need to make santa space!! All toy and books are in LR....really must rethink that tho

I also emptied kitchen bin and recycling bin

I'm so impressed with myself.....gonna try to keep this up

hollyh

OddjobKIA wrote: »

This is my first draught so please be nice about it...


I do like to re-do songs rhymes and plays...




Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house..
Not a creature was sleeping not even the pet mouse.

Ma was in the kitchen and dad in the loft
She was impatiently waiting for the turkey to defrost
The presents piled unwrapped on the table.
When dad put his hand on a live cable.

Up from the attic there rose such a clatter
Dad would of gone through the ceiling if he was much fatter.
Kids are all hyper on sweets and mince pies
Not even a shot of brandy made them close their eyes.

The presents are wrapped. the turkey is in
4 empty bottles are now in the bin
The kids are asleep all in their beds
2 glasses of wine finally went to there heads..

Mum an dad are sitting on the settee
Trying desperately to put of a much needed pee.
She turns to him and looks in his eye’s
“I forgot to pick up your mother” he replies..

He dashes to the car and screams of down the street..
She settles down to watch another blasted repeat.
Then up from the bedroom comes an almighty scream..
“MUM….Santa’s just died in my dream”..

The dogs peed on the floor, and the cats pulled over the tree
Dads in a ditch with mud up to his knee..
The police aren’t smiling he’s over the limit.
As for his licence might as well bin it

He staggers through the door at 4 in the morning
Only two hours before the sun is dawning
The children are up and wide awake
He don’t know how much more ,he can take

The gifts are unwrapped and there’s mess on the floor
And now there’s a knock on the front door.
It’s the perfect neighbours coming to gloat
“oh he’s brought me a fifteen hundred pound coat”

Finally we get to eat sometime past three,
Burnt turkey cold potatoes, and sprouts that were free.
Then into the front room and on with the telly
To watch some old the bat who is of her nelly.

Finally the day is over the night has come
For another year the deed is done
You don’t even care when you here the cat shriek
You know you’ll be in work this time next week.

Jamie Rollinson

Love it :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

nicki_2

:wall: when will I learn to bookmark or print out useful threads that I want to refer to for my NVQ :wall: