Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

There's a new chap moved into one of the big houses round here, and he's bought a couple of Land Rovers for the local police station. Everyone thinks he's trying to get off with drink driving!:D

They want to get one of the police women to blow him that should stop such rumours!

DoubleEntendre

Iced_Off wrote: »

I think I'll head off too now. It's been really nice chatting to ewe!
Nite all.

Understood...

Tibbledom

Iced_Off wrote: »

I think I'll head off too now. It's been really nice chatting to ewe!
Nite all.

Likewise. Need to swot up on some sheep jokes.

Baa bye and good nite. :hello:

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

I think I'll head off too now. It's been really nice chatting to ewe!
Nite all.

Happy Valentines!

amistupid

That's it then DE we have a serious discussion about pensions, the credit crunch, global warming and you destroy it all by your love of woollen products.

amistupid

Hey up DE lad I've just given you 43 thanks. You're much funnier second time round!

ozzylad

Why did the lamb call the police? ........................................................................He had been fleeced

What is a sheep's favourite newspaper?.......................................the Wool Street Journal

DoubleEntendre

Thanks Ozzylad. Olivia (or was it Mel) asked me what my wife's favourite fragrance was...I have been racking my brains :think: trying to remember, but late last night :T I twigged and rushed down to the 24 hour pharmacy to enquire whether they'd still got some of:
DontThinkThisExpensivePerfumeEarnsYouAnEasySh:eek:ag

suesie999

Moaning!:D

Iced_Off

suesie999 wrote: »

Moaning!:D

Moaning Sue.
I've just had a beautiful breakfast tray of scrambled eggs and smoked salmon, washed down by champagne, decorated with a red rose......

Then I woke up!