Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

Hi Sue just got out of the shower smell like a wh*r*'s handbag. Into town for a couple of hours catch you later.

amistupid

DE before I clear off if, you've got end of course exams best of luck . No cheating and looking over Dorothy's cleverage at her answers.

amistupid

PS: I fear we may have lost Hannah again broadband gagged. Tibs condition must have deteriorated. Fire Chief on a down shift? Ozzy's bound off some where else. Olivia, Homes under the Hammer? Mel finishing one long shift onto a double. Sloughflint in Ozzy's pocket? Sue's at, on, in or under her desk.

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

Moaning all

Up early as it were, breakies in bed for OH on her birthday. Egg and bacon, declined Cumberland sausage (phew! close shave!) She's at college all day. Was going for Chinese meal tonight but she's not feeling well. Showered her with gifts, left her breakfast, feeling nauseous, now in process of getting herself ready and loading satchel. What a swot I'd have had the day off!.

Isn't it incredible how well planned happy occassion days usually go t*ts up.

va-t-il comment ton "satchel" ?

Bonjour tout le monde!

Monsieur Adey, tu as dit "....all today's rubbish ". Je suis en colere! Je te d*efie a un duel !!!!



P.S do you like my tights?

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

DE before I clear off if, you've got end of course exams best of luck . No cheating and looking over Dorothy's cleverage at her answers.

The only answer I need from Dorothy is "Yes" !;)

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

Hi Sue just got out of the shower smell like a wh*r*'s handbag. Into town for a couple of hours catch you later.

I'm suspicious, how do you know exactly what our Suesie999 is doing?

Implicateorder

A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, poor Tibbles, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.

(with apologies to Ogden Nash)

Get well soon, Tibs!


p.s. and a Very Happy Birthday to Mrs Adey! :beer:
(hope that she too feels better very soon)

DoubleEntendre

If anyone finds my offerings offensive, just remember "it's all done in the best possible taste" !

DoubleEntendre

Fascinating WWII series on German warfare - "The World at War", 5pm Saturdays BBC2.... (I was only a wee lad when it was first shown).

Right, that's my only high-brow intervention of the day!

ozzylad

Poor Mrs Adey. Maybe she's caught this one



Mind you don't catch it Adey.