Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

A very tenuous Icesave link

Louigi Minghella is in an Italian bar, rather the worse for wear, slamming his fists on the counter.

"I builda 50 villas in the the town. Do they call me Louigi the builder. No!"

" I havea 100 boats in the harbour. Do they call me Louigi the fisherman. No!"

" I growa 1000 vines on the hillside. Do they call me Louigi the vintner? No!"

" I makea love to onea lousy sheep!"

harrowing_3

:T Really good one Adey...he's correct - one minor indiscretion and branded for life!

Iced_Off

Tee hee. Question - Where does virgin wool come from?

harrowing_3

...Cliff Richard's charity clothes bag?

Iced_Off

Ugly sheep!

Sorry, sorry. That was on a birthday card I got today. Can't think why......

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

:T Really good one Adey...he's correct - one minor indiscretion and branded for life!

Is this a 'fess session. "For my brother on his 40th birthday had a shower with several ladies" read I

harrowing_3

nah my brother always more daring than me...he even flirted with our female student lodgers when he was 16...mind you, as I was 9 I couldn't really compete !! :rotfl:

harrowing_3

Hey Adey, great idea for more retirement dosh - take in student lodgers, female only of course :rotfl:

amistupid

Paddy. "I don't know what's up with her today she's walked the pads of me"

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Hey Adey, great idea for more retirement dosh - take in student lodgers, female only of course :rotfl:

I'm fitting the see through mirrors as we speak.