Icesave Veterans Association

harrowing_3

I misread, the extra was £10 - well that's sealed it (so to speak) !!

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Make sure they wear Marigolds to limit risk of STD's :rotfl:

Or st D's

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Or st D's

Sorry, sheltered life n all - please point me to a rude dictionary....the only thing I can think of is D cups and I do hope ST doesn't possess those!

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Or st D's

Yes very vague on reflection. I was trying to say that those in the sex industry are probably less likely to have STD's than their customers,and therefore more likely to catch them from rather than give them to clients.
If that makes sense

Am I missing Songs of Praise?

harrowing_3

Ahhh, still funny even after explanation! (psst: think she'd be ok with ST....)

harrowing_3

Songs of Praise....Afraid so, or even worse "fat men trying to out-drink each other" world championship 2009 on two....
what's a good listings site? I'm using http://www.whatsontv.co.uk/

amistupid

Still haven't used that new deep fat fryer want some real quality potatoes

The Queen of Potatoes asks her three daughters to search the kingdom looking for suitable husbands. The princess potatoes travel far and wide and eventually return with the names of the potatoes that they would like to marry. The first princess potato says: "Mummy, I would like to marry King Edward." "Well done," says the Queen, "a very suitable choice." The second princess potato says: "Mummy, I would like to marry Jersey Royal." "Well done again," says the Queen, "another very suitable choice." The third princess potato says: "Mummy, I would like to marry Desmond Lynam." "You can't marry him," says the Queen. "Why not?" asks the disappointed princess. "Because he's a common 'tater!"

harrowing_3

Good old Des, was rubbish on Countdown though - TOO laid back.

CARRY ON ALERT - CARRY ON SCREAMING, 7PM ITV3: one of their best IMO !

P.S Don't thank me - just send money by paypal !!!!

harrowing_3

Recording it as wife & kid not ready to watch. Caught the detective & wife-from-hell scene:-
Emily Bung: You haven't taken me out for ages
Det Sgt. Bung: Don't exaggerate, we went out a couple of months ago, had a lovely time.
Emily Bung: You call that lovely, my poor mother's funeral.
Det Sgt. Bung: Well I enjoyed it!

amistupid

Yeah poor TV. I'm waiting for the programme about the art forger who made fake sculptures in his garden shed and fooled the experts. I reckon it could be nilrem, as I recall he spent loads of time knocking bits of wood together in his workshop, and at the time he did fear losing all his money in Icesave. It all fits together. :rolleyes: :rotfl: