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amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Last today honest: A guy I was friends with had a real-life fatal attraction happen to him - the whole works except boiled bunny!

Happened to me, gorgeous looking but absolute nutter. Reason for my divorce. When I was in digs she came round and wrecked my car, slashed the tyres, smashed the wing mirrors , head lights etc....nearly a damn write off. But that's what love does to you.

harrowing_3

...this one took pills:eek: (but a "cry-for-help" amount)....

sad really.

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Happened to me, gorgeous looking but absolute nutter. Reason for my divorce. When I was in digs she came round and wrecked my car, slashed the tyres, smashed the wing mirrors , head lights etc....nearly a damn write off. But that's what love does to you.

I was still in the job then, was actualy witnessing the destruction of the vehicle, but powerless to act. To have intervened myself would have undoubtedly imflammed the situation and to call my colleagues would have been fatal. They'd never have let me live it down. Funny now I look back.

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

...this one took pills:eek:

My bunny -boiler would have needed more than pills to sedate her. If they'd fired a 3 litre Rhino dart into her she'd have stll managed to twist my wiper blades. :rotfl:

st

harrowing wrote: »

In the car on the way to friends the discussion got onto baldness and my wife's brother who was bald from a youngish age. Mrs H said that his wife had tried all sorts of strange remedies for him and I asked who was most concerned about it, him or his wife? She went on to say something about it often disturbing women too, and then launched her trident towards her folically challenged husband:-

"Well, you know, I didn't MARRY a bald guy"

To which Mr H retorted: "Well I didn't marry a fat woman!"

Think that's what they call stalemate by total annihilation of both sides! :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: I told you tell her bald men do not waste all their hormones grwoing hair--and tbh aqueous cream cheap from boots etc assists haro growth -I should know used to wash my hair with it and yes hair growth now use now and again as my wife likes bald head:D

st

going to miss you ami as I am day time man

st

amistupid wrote: »

Do you remember Eddie Waring and Stuart Hall laughing in It's a knockout.

oh happy memories bring it back --I thought also euro version much better

st

talking of bald men:eek:

st

amistupid wrote: »

On a more serious note the OH is getting annoyed, at least I think she is we've hardly spoken since 6 Oct last year when Icesave melted and I got hooked on this site, she's considering citing the IVA in a Separation Order. I'm going to have to limit visiting time.

this is bad news I think you need a new understanding wife like i have -she is really great -even lets me take nice women out for dinner etc when I go overseas -ok on a friend basis only -she trusts me and me her trust is very important in a relationship.

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: I told you tell her bald men do not waste all their hormones grwoing hair--and tbh aqueous cream cheap from boots etc assists haro growth -I should know used to wash my hair with it and yes hair growth now use now and again as my wife likes bald head:D

Good answers too, but mine killed the conversation with Mrs H stone dead !