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st

There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie.
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not;
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not a nice sexy after shave.My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know,
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names not there, I'll once again start -
Perfecting the art of falling apart

st

amistupid wrote: »

Part three

It used to last for hours,
Performing without fault.
Now our hips have seized up,
we’ve grinded to a halt.
A slow one to soft music,
it never seemed to fail.
Now it’s just a quickie,
whilst watching Emmerdale.
Once dribbled wine upon you,
and licked off melted chocs.
Now the only foreplay,
is taking off me socks.
The food of love’s essential,
in bed, it set’s the scene.
Not a mug of Horlicks,
and soggy custard cream.
Some days we did it four times,
and each of them would last.
Now it’s just biannual,
and over very fast.
Sex heightened all our senses,
a tingling it would bring.
Now deaf and partially sighted,
we hardly feel a thing.

ami are you that old -are knew you were retired but:rolleyes:

st

ami have to log off now my oh is wondering what i am up :rotfl:

amistupid

And finally...........

Ode to love

Part Four

Then we were quite raunchy
played games of kiss and dares.
Now the only bl*wj*ob,
Is traipsing up the stairs.
Once gentle scented massage,
enhanced our golden tan.
Now pallid and arthritic,
just rub on Algepan.
You made my heartbeat faster,
blood rushed through every vein.
Now it’s high cholesterol,
that make’s it race again.
On top of that my thyroid,
is under active too.
That’s why I’m under active,
when I’m on top of you.
So lost a little romance,
Some physicality.
Looking on the bright side,
We giggle constantly.
Yes, time has seen some changes,
but one thing has stayed true.
Past, present, and in future,
I’ll keep on loving you.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

st

defintly we are like the Daily Sport /star hence no females:mad:

suesie999

st wrote: »

defintly we are like the Daily Sport /star hence no females:mad:

dont be too sure about that!!:D:T

st

suesie999 wrote: »

dont be too sure about that!!:D:T

hi suesie was jsut about to go -how are you today?

do you think our threads are ok then?

amistupid

For all you older IVA members who are brave enough or have OH's with a good sense of humour, there's no copyright.......feel free to use next Feb 14th

But please hit the Thanks button as you copy and paste

Unless there's any Clinton Card executives out there that want to pay me a wad :rotfl:

amistupid

Arvo Suesie

st

amistupid wrote: »

For all you older IVA members who are brave enough or have OH's with a good sense of humour, there's no copyright.......feel free to use next Feb 14th

Unless there's any Clinton Card executives out there that want to pay me a wad :rotfl: