Am I going to be poisoned?

Freddie_Snowbits
Freddie_Snowbits Posts: 4,328 Forumite
in Praise, vent & warnings
I have just opened up my sandwich for the day, cheese tomato on organic wholemeal bread, to find streaks of brown stuff running through it. I have taken a bite though and now I am flummoxed.

The is a note in the wrapping listing the ingredients, Belton Farm red Leicester cheese, organic tomatoes and marmite. Now just what is Lady Freda up to? Has she just hit a raw nerve at the age of 40 and started experimenting with my lunch box.

It tastes absolutely delicious. Yum Yum
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  • mrcow
    mrcow Posts: 15,170 Forumite
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    Yes you've been poisoned.

    With the spread from Satan's own pantry.

    Wash your tongue and hope that your legs don't drop off (or worse)
    "One day I realised that when you are lying in your grave, it's no good saying, "I was too shy, too frightened."
    Because by then you've blown your chances. That's it."
  • Freddie_Snowbits
    Freddie_Snowbits Posts: 4,328 Forumite
    mrcow wrote: »
    Yes you've been poisoned.

    With the spread from Satan's own pantry.

    Wash your tongue and hope that your legs don't drop off (or worse)

    My God, i have only minutes to live. This is the end of Freddie as I knew him!

    Shall I wash it down with some ale
  • Purple_Sparkles
    Purple_Sparkles Posts: 286 Forumite
    Ale being the antidote for the poison
    I won't buy it if I can make or borrow it instead
  • mrcow
    mrcow Posts: 15,170 Forumite
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    You may as well have a cigar as well.......with only a short time left and all that.

    Stiff upper lip man. We'll see you through this.
    "One day I realised that when you are lying in your grave, it's no good saying, "I was too shy, too frightened."
    Because by then you've blown your chances. That's it."
  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
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    ..ready made sandwiches..muppet food..;):D
  • andyrules
    andyrules Posts: 3,558 Forumite
    hollydays wrote: »
    ..ready made sandwiches..muppet food..;):D

    Below the belt that, holly, after all, the man has only hours, probably minutes left!:D:D


    But very droll;)
  • Freddie_Snowbits
    Freddie_Snowbits Posts: 4,328 Forumite
    I survived but the curry last night was minging.
    :beer: :beer: :beer:
    hollydays wrote: »
    ..ready made sandwiches..muppet food..;):D
    Oi, I have trade mark on that remark
  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
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    Freddie_Snowbits wrote: »
    I survived but the curry last night was minging.
    :beer: :beer: :beer:

    Oi, I have trade mark on that remark

    Next you'll be saying you're a legend,or is that leg-end :D
  • andyrules
    andyrules Posts: 3,558 Forumite
    Freddie_Snowbits wrote: »
    I survived but the curry last night was minging.
    :beer: :beer: :beer:

    Homemade was it?:D:D
  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
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    Freddie_Snowbits wrote: »
    I survived but the curry last night was minging.

    Marmite curry,you either love it....
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