The Compers Inn - Part 10

chris08

Ok tta see you all later

VelvetGlove

Holland & Barrett usually have a few different size bottles of it in - not sure if that would be the cheapest place though

VelvetGlove

poo, missed him!

Snidely

JOKE OF THE DAY

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some security.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as security."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...







"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


I'll get me coat :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Den

scottishfreebiehunter

:rotfl:Calls taxi for Snidely:D

Rock_Chick_Bird

GROOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

Miss_Cinnabon

snidely, that was terrible but somewhat amusing:rotfl:

off into town in half an hour, hope bus isnt too crowded, lo is a nigthmare going shopping, he likes to not listen to mummy and has a habit of swearing when i tell him no!:eek: gonna come up with a plan i think:rotfl:

T--J

Afternoon all. :hello:

:rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: @ Snidely

toniq

Rock_Chick_Bird wrote: »

morning all - hope everyone is well.

Think it's a baking buns/writing a letter to santa/watching a Christmas film day here as Thomas has a very bad chest & we have freezing fog here at the mo'.
Not good for his asthma at all, so a lazy day at home is in order.

Will look on Facebook in a sec & distribute any parcels if I have got some. xx

T - if you're around, did you get my PM the other day??

? me no understand? xxx what pm? xxx
tescos big bargain, red and silver car set covers ( with turbo written on headrest) reduced from £35 to £12 at till £3.50 xx
ive got a chocolate croissant and latte xx

Rock_Chick_Bird

toniq wrote: »

? me no understand? xxx what pm? xxx

I thought it funny that you didn't reply - I bet your inbox was full.

I was just really checking in to see if you were ok. xx