** DAILY CHAT THREAD 17th NOV**

Lucifa73

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

*Bunny sneaks in at work*

ooooh, im norty.
Maz-DO NOT GO ALL VICTIM ON ME! GO GET 'EM!
Should really be pretending I know what I am doing...

That's it Bunny - start as you mean to go on!

Lucifa73

pepe2008 wrote: »

:rotfl: Lucifa:rotfl: :rotfl:

I hate golf.

Just for you

I'm Glad I'm A Man

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese

I don't b itch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts

I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers

and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.

I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,

I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair

and I don't go around checking my reflection

in everything shiny from every direction.

I don't whine in public and make us leave early

and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing

I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.

I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back

I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you

or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.

I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too

I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me

to have these two balls and stand when I pee

I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball

It's more fun than dealing with women after all

I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work

I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure

I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see

I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery

I don't get all b itchy every 28 days

I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true

I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

pepe2008

I'm just glad I'm me. However flawed:D

'be yourself, everyone else is taken' Wilde

Lucifa73

pepe2008 wrote: »

I'm just glad I'm me. However flawed:D

'be yourself, everyone else is taken' Wilde

All in the interests of making maz smile you understand. Nothing personal intended...

pepe2008

Lucifa73 wrote: »

All in the interests of making maz smile you understand. Nothing personal intended...

None taken Luc;)

sammy115

OI!!!! Who has upset my mate Maz.......how very dare they......let me at em...

Bunny - you avin a good time.

Burlesque_Babe

loving the poems Luc!

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!! you are a very, very norty girl...........and on your first day!!

sammy115

I love that word - norty!!!!

I am burnt out!! exercised too much and can't think straight to study! Will have to give up for the day, have my tea and go to bed early I think.....

Burlesque_Babe

I always imagine it being said with a real Devon/Somerset accent.

Snaggles

Maz ((((hugs)))) I know from a couple of PMs I have had today that you are BY FAR not the only person that was offended.

Some people think that if something is 'factual' then it can be said freely with no regard for the feelings of others.

And look on the bright side - at least you were acknowledged.....I think I must be the invisible woman!