We’d like to remind Forumites to please avoid political debate on the Forum.
This is to keep it a safe and useful space for MoneySaving discussions. Threads that are – or become – political in nature may be removed in line with the Forum’s rules. Thank you for your understanding.
📨 Have you signed up to the Forum's new Email Digest yet? Get a selection of trending threads sent straight to your inbox daily, weekly or monthly!
*Daily chat thread 14th Nov
Comments
-
poorandindenial wrote: »Hmmm IA asks for sex and Zed and Ste show up
Coincidence? or chancing your luck lads?
It's God's will...It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord, the Lord will save me.” So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. “Climb in!” shouted a man in the boat. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
drowning.jpg
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord, the Lord will save me.” So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. “Heavenly Father,” he said, “I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?” God gave him a puzzled look, and replied “I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect than that?”
Just have to decide which one of us is the boat, and which is the helicopter...
"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
redsquirrel80 wrote: »Glad I'm not alone on Alan Rickman.. although actually I would quite like to be alone on.... er... I'll stop there
I just nearly spat my lager all over my laptop£34,547 (Dec 07); Current debt: £zilch (Debt free December 2010)
Sealed Pot #389 (2010=£133)0 -
redsquirrel80 wrote: »I don't normally - I think it's more the character in that film, although he's a bit too soppy. Glad I'm not alone on Alan Rickman.. although actually I would quite like to be alone on.... er... I'll stop there
It was Truly, Madly, Deeply that did it for me - despite the fact he was a rather annoying dead bloke!Mortgage OP 2025 £7050/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
Mortgage balance: £34,965
Money making challenge £78/400
”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
immoral_angeluk wrote: »and me...
oh GOD I've got a one track mine tonight....
*runs off to redtube....*
*wonders what redtube is*Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012."I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."0 -
Glad to hear your doing well up there in the Dutch mountains of Tyne and Wear.
I'm fine thanks. Settling down to a life away from studying. I turned down that job offer with the PhD and I'm now busy using what little knowledge I've got.
And found out the name of your lady too?"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
*spits her wine at full force onto the laptop screen....... panics... frantically sucks the wine off the screen and out of the keyboard....*It's God's will...
Just have to decide which one of us is the boat, and which is the helicopter...Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
0 -
What - and miss out on these fine specimens?immoral_angeluk wrote: »:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I dunno about tipping me over the edge, that's enough to turn me lesbian!!
0 -
notanothergreyhair wrote: »You taught me all the perversion I know, Ste.
So that's why he turned down his PhD - he's already got one...
And teaching it too!"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
redtube dot com....redsquirrel80 wrote: »*wonders what redtube is*Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
0 -
This discussion has been closed.
Confirm your email address to Create Threads and Reply
Categories
- All Categories
- 352.1K Banking & Borrowing
- 253.6K Reduce Debt & Boost Income
- 454.2K Spending & Discounts
- 245.1K Work, Benefits & Business
- 600.7K Mortgages, Homes & Bills
- 177.5K Life & Family
- 258.9K Travel & Transport
- 1.5M Hobbies & Leisure
- 16.1K Discuss & Feedback
- 37.6K Read-Only Boards