nilrems camp for the disappointed to seek solace!

harrowing_3

OOOHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT ....IT'S TOO MUCH ....COLD SHOWER REQUIRED !

~Chameleon~ wrote: »

:rotfl:

You need to get yourself a decent spam filter



In the meantime feel free to help yourself

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Since 7th October, I've had this recurring dream:

I'm completely naked, on an ice rink, locked in stocks. Loretta Minghella, dressed as a domanatrix, is throwing cod heads and puffin pooh at me. The ghost of Magnus Magnuson is seated in a black chair next to her. He's got £25,000 in £50 notes and is slowly burning them one by one. I scream at them to stop. He just grins and says, "We've started, so we'll finish"
:eek:

And Sally Magnusson says "Let us pray...."

On a more serious note, I'm still looking out for "developments" for Mum and Dad iceslaves, i.e. people getting their "second coming", but what;s the best thread now ? Very little activity in last day on "2nd email received" and "successful icesave claim" ! :eek:

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

And Sally Magnusson says "Let us pray...."

On a more serious note, I'm still looking out for "developments" for Mum and Dad iceslaves, i.e. people getting their "second coming", but what;s the best thread now ? Very little activity in last day on "2nd email received" and "successful icesave claim" ! :eek:

Truly excellent! Are you Paul Merton?

amistupid

Inbox as empty as an investment banker's diary! :mad:

amistupid

How many nirem camp followers to change a light bulb?
None, they've all had time to aclimatise to living in gloom.

amistupid

monkeydog wrote: »

nilrem

I personally think the FSCS have done a blinding job!

Yeah, the blind leading the blind!

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Good moaning all.

On top of everything, car problems this morning!
It's like the FSCS, a heap of cr*p, difficult to start and get's stuck in second gear!!!. :mad:

Seriously.
Just limped to the local garage in my Honda Accord, over taken
by a milk float en route. "It's a leaking clutch seal, Japanese part, could be early December" said the smirking grease monkey. Let me tell you, I soon took the smile of that young man's face! :mad:

tricia45777

Good for you! Whatever happened to good customer service? Anyone out there received their 2nd email today yet?

oql61

amistupid wrote: »

Seriously.
Just limped to the local garage in my Honda Accord, over taken
by a milk float en route. "It's a leaking clutch seal, Japanese part, could be early December" said the smirking grease monkey. Let me tell you, I soon took the smile of that young man's face! :mad:

You're too funny, amistupid!

I don't always bother to press 'Thanks' on your posts, but your jokes are wicked. You are doing an excellent service keeping us all amused during these difficult times.

Keep up the good work! :T :T :T

~Chameleon~

Right, I'm off out for a while so I'll leave you all to do the prep work for the celebrations when I return

We are getting the email today ... right?