nilrems camp for the disappointed to seek solace!

harrowing_3

I hear she likes a man with cool sunglasses

suesie999

harrowing wrote: »

The same one? Game on!
[My brother ended up in a shower with a group of women on his 40th birthday (house) party mega alcohol binge...somehow his marriage survived]

of course!!! Its no fun alone

..............am nipping off out for lunch and glass of wine whilst I am waiting ............but get that shower running.....................back soon.............:j:j:hello:

amistupid

TattyBear wrote: »

I read someone starting with E got their 2nd mail a few days ago.

Yeah, Elizabeth Windsor. Hubby Phil is still waiting for his and so are the kids. Should see Charle's face "Like a bulldog licking p*ss off a thistle"

harrowing_3

Only the best...

sorry in advance to those of you not in a silly mood!

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

My Single Friend.....................:rotfl::rotfl::D

That sounds like a good title for NGM's auto biography.

harrowing_3

Bl**dy h*ll I hate TLAs
Oh, I think I remember hearing about "My Single Friend" - isn't that the one set up by Sarah Beeny of the "how to spend £100k on your propery and still miraculously sell for a £50k profit" tv prog?

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

....you're stoking the fire there amistupid
[Blimey I can't say anything today without it having a double-entendre]

All this saucey talk. I wish I hadn't replied to the viagra emails, I've just had nasty nose bleed.

harrowing_3

:rotfl: ...its not meant to send the blood there

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

I hear she likes a man with cool sunglasses

No. Men have to wear suglasses when they see her otherwise, they're blinded by her beauty.

harrowing_3

...remember to take those precautions when she returns [I wear react-to-light specs so I'm fine]