What could happen next...

thrupence

from :cool: to :eek:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/oct/18/creditcrunch-recession

amcluesent

They missed the obvious scenario of Muslims exploding conventional bombs wrapped with radioactive material in major population centres, such as London, Delhi & New York.

Can't imagine why the Graudian wouldn't want to mention the 250,000+ Islamic fifth-columnists in England right now.

juicyjude

Now I do feel depressed!!!!!!!!!!!!

lectureral

... and CERN finally getting up to speed, creating a black hole which swallows the earth thereby rendering all internet-based bank accounts inoperable.

dag_2

They missed the obvious scenario of <an unidentified group of people> exploding conventional bombs wrapped with radioactive material in major population centres, such as London, Delhi & New York.

Hmm. Wasn't something along those lines covered by point number 5, "Armageddon"?

The sixth possibility is that the things that Hal Lindsey has spotted in his [strike]crystal ball[/strike] copies of Daniel and Revelation might come true.
:rolleyes:

Masomnia

What about Number 7: Sit down, have a cup of tea, and wait for it all to blow over.

That's my strategy, and it's working so far

juicyjude

masomnia, like yer style

Jonbvn

Masomnia wrote: »

What about Number 7: Sit down, have a cup of tea, and wait for it all to blow over.

That's my strategy, and it's working so far

But that wouldn't sell copies of this pinko transgendered rag:p;););)

amcluesent

>wait for it all to blow over<

There's only one thing to do. A Royal wedding! Come on William, make an honest woman of Waitie Katie; wedding in June, endless golden summer, September election, Clown returned for another term on the wave of Britain's feel-good-factor, "spontaneous" street-parties carefully organised by the Prince of Darkness Mandy where we all wave little Union Jacks.

Oh, wait! I must have dozed off there and been dreaming...

juicyjude

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:rolleyes:

thrupence

amcluesent wrote: »

They missed the obvious scenario of Muslims exploding conventional bombs wrapped with radioactive material in major population centres, such as London, Delhi & New York.

Can't imagine why the Graudian wouldn't want to mention the 250,000+ Islamic fifth-columnists in England right now.

If you think that, then it's probably best not to wind them up.

Looks like there's a lot more logic to the Guardian's position than yours.