Notice to newcomers part 3

emily_jackson

Is anyone aware of a poster called Kill Bill? S/he posts mainly in the arms I think, & sometimes sounds like s/he's deliberately trying to make contraversial posts. S/he also swears alot (by this I mean s/he types fck about 10 times in a sentence), & even though it's not the same as typing the actual word I find this offensive

Lula-Hula

clio wrote: »

This is my exact sofa which i bought from DFS a year ago, does that look like Nubuck leather??

http://www.dfs.co.uk/sofas/leather/biba/159/2698/18

Now that would look really good in my house

Just curious clio; what on earth gave you the impression that i was the kind of girl who would know anything about domesticity :rotfl: However, for that man with the winning lottery ticket i would be prepared to learn

Horace

Clio - OS is oldstyle - in other words Moneysaving Oldstyle:D

Sorry Emily haven't come across this ridiculous person - as the eejit keeps saying !!!! click on the warning triangle and report him/her.

clio

Lula \o/
coz you are female lol all females know about stuff like this..
Ive marked the arm off the sofa and it's done me head in.
I hope i can sort it out as it'll be staring me in the face now all of the time.

Horace

clio wrote: »

Lula \o/
coz you are female lol all females know about stuff like this..
Ive marked the arm off the sofa and it's done me head in.
I hope i can sort it out as it'll be staring me in the face now all of the time.

Get yourself some antimacassars and stick them on the arms that way you won't see the sauce stain that you have left there (I am assuming it is sauce from one of your many takeouts:rolleyes: ) or could it be bodily fluids:eek: (don't even go there Horace, you don't want to know:eek:

Lula-Hula

clio wrote: »

Lula \o/
coz you are female lol all females know about stuff like this..
Ive marked the arm off the sofa and it's done me head in.
I hope i can sort it out as it'll be staring me in the face now all of the time.

Well indeed, how very dare you :mad: if I had any left :rolleyes: my feminist hackles would be all quivering with indignation .....

If only you could cook you would be a perfect househusband what with your tidying & cleaning fetishes :rotfl:

Lula-Hula

Horace wrote: »

Get yourself some antimacassars and stick them on the arms that way you won't see the sauce stain that you have left there (I am assuming it is sauce from one of your many takeouts:rolleyes: ) or could it be bodily fluids:eek: (don't even go there Horace, you don't want to know:eek:

You took the words right out of my mouth Horace :rotfl:

Horace

Be afraid Clio, be very afraid, you have upset Lula:eek:

Me, I just chose to ignore the thought that I might be in the least bit domesticated - I didnt do home economics, I was a spanner monkey instead:D

Here's something about cleaning your sofa - a quick search on google and up pops all sorts of products.

http://www.leathermasteruk.com/leatherproducts.htm

clio

hehehehehehehe Horace i laughed at that
Somehow i cannot remember doing it, but i thinks its a tea stain from a cuppa.

clio

Lula
Dont make me laugh You and Horace are being too funny..
fetishes/fluids owt else ??

Horace allready got the leatherman info earlier once i find out my sofas leather i'm going too order some stuff off them..


Is this->> a real word lol [ antimacassars ] sounds something like you would find in a Morrocan hareem:)