The Mystery Shopping thread - part 6

Hollypear

Merry Xmas from me too to all my fellow forumees.

Happy MS'ing in 2009.:xmassmile:xmassmile:xmassmile:xmassmile:xmassmile

blue_river

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year

new

Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New year to all!

Hollypear

Dear MS Company XYZ

Please accept this report as a true and accurate report on my visit today at Chez HP inc, Ltd sue me at your own peril

On arrival I received a warm and genuine welcome and was offered a rather large vodka and tonic. However as you always say as per briefing notes not to draw attention to myself I concurred with this. Slurp.

After downing this I feel as p****d as a fart but will keep to my briefing notes at all costs.

I noted you told me to order the turkey but you failed to mention I had to help slaughter the damn bird. Please do not deduct points off me for this ( esp if you are RE) but as said turkey was running everywhere and Madame HP could not seem to catch it I felt obliged to assist in cutting its head off.

As at this point I was given another large vodka and tonic by Mrs HP I am unable to recall what was left and right. I do seem to remember. I do recall something though about Mrs Bryssn's sauna and Timmne's Creative Accounting Fiddle Parlour so I hope that proves I did do the shop.

I am so sorry but my printer went cukoo when I printed the briefing notes but I cannot remember if you asked me to get a starter. So I just accepted another large vodaka and notic. Ahhem slurp. Oops.

We were then given another vodka and notic to celebrate the passing on of Henrietta ( I did overhear a waitress say she was surprised at the astonished expression on Henrietta's face as the staff told her days ago she was Xmas dinner.

We were all so upset by this we accepted another vodka!!!!

Now here is your results questionnaire.

Would I return to this establishment.... With all them free voddies course I would ...and go stick yer £5 fee. Ya miserable sods. I always wanted to tell you that but thanks to HP's advice I refrained up till now.

And apologies I cannot comment on the dessert because by then I was passed as a frat.

I am so thankful you are one of the MS companies who doe a sipp/spill/speel check.

Thank you in advance for my as usual miserly fee of 50 sheckels and see for sending me to that dodgy HP place I am going to report you to my friends on the MSE forum so there.

Happy Xmas y'all.

tizzy79

Has anyone got the job notes they could email for a pub chain visit on Sunday? = Pretty please??

My printer went on the blink on Christmas eve morning and I didn't get the chance to save the notes.

TIA

learning_to_drive

Hi Guys,

I've not posted in months, I've been busy working (50 hours + last few weeks) and been very very busy working for my main company as well with assignments.

Work has been mental though, and I'm exhausted, I've made myself take 3 days off all work related activity so I've enjoyed Christmas....

Hope everyone else is well, Im just catching up with the old posts...

bobthego

I have a casino job for tonight, thought I was being organised by downloading the pdf and questions but now the pdf wont open and it says that it cant be repaired

RE's site is down until Monday, so I wondered if anyone had the pdf to send me? not sure what to do otherwise
TIA

ellie9ellie

Hope you and the family had a great Christmas. I had to turn work down over Christmas as I had too much on - what's the saying - money rich, time poor. I needed a 36 hour day at one time and decided I was spreading myself too thin. Got much on in Jan. I've got quite a bit on at the beginning of January. Need to start saving for tax bill in May as well now - oh what fun!!!

veggiecar

bobthego wrote: »

I have a casino job for tonight, thought I was being organised by downloading the pdf and questions but now the pdf wont open and it says that it cant be repaired

RE's site is down until Monday, so I wondered if anyone had the pdf to send me? not sure what to do otherwise
TIA

Hi Bob, I have PM'd you

Dinah93

I'm having similar issues, if anyone has the RE airside assigment notes for coffee/burgers/bars I would very much appreciate it. I downloaded them and now they won't open and I don't even know what I'm ordering at 2 of the 3 places, does anyone know if the RE offices are manned over the holiday period?