The Mystery Shopping thread - part 6

sinderella_2

Happy bidet Hollypear!
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pebblespop

i failed the orientation test for chicken jobs on gap when i first joined. will i neve be able to do these jobs? i tried to take the test again but it doesn't let me

Timmne

It will at some point; all my failed ones (I answered certain clients incorrectly so they wouldn't show up!) just popped back up after about 6-9 months....

tigergold

pebblespop wrote: »

i failed the orientation test for chicken jobs on gap when i first joined. will i neve be able to do these jobs? i tried to take the test again but it doesn't let me

Happened to me also, you can e mail them and ask them to reset the test, but it does take a few months

samtastic7

can someone please pm me the chicken company that gap have as i have never seen these and i dont ever remember doing the test

Hollypear

Timmne wrote: »

...and Billy Connelly's wife

Actually Timmne one doesn't like to boast but I did Billy Connolly's children's vaccinations ( his 1st marriage) painlessly naturally though one doesn't like to boast. Funny he didn't nominate me for nurse of the year!!!

I met him several years later at Glasgow's Celtic connections festival. We went to the Cajun festival which started at 1 pm and went on till God knows. Well I am usually all sunshine and light but God help you if I get hungry. So I am up all day doing all this Cajun dancing and we went to the bar at tea time asking for food. They had even run out of crisps.The !!!!!!! Hospitality Inn and nae !!!!!!! food. Well I went ballistic and ranted about keeping people all day drinking etc and they didn't even think to feed us. They could have done a barrel of Cajun food and made a packet.

THEN I saw the barman and my hubbie ( very long suffering) go pale and there was Billy C standing behind me rolling about laughing and said "For Christ sake feed the lassie" and shook my hand and said I had been hilarious and he was mentioning me in his next act. So I just said nonchalantly as one does ...well get me something to eat then. So I got a plate of soup, piles of bread and some sannies. While gently reminding him I had jagged his kids a few years before.

Autograph hunters please form an orderly queue.:rotfl:

And the lovely Bryssn from on this very forum sent me a voicemail today wishing me happy birthday. She SANG it. How can I put this tactfully as I love her dearly. If she sang Ferry cross the Mersey they could change the words to "Titanic on the Mersey"

Thanks to all of you for the good wishes and the Bond movie was superb. Oh see that Daniel Craig. Oh girls isn't he just a hunk. If he ever gives up acting and opens a shop can you see the queue to MS him!!!! And far better than that prat Sean whatever.

Sorry for the long HP type post. Now I am older I will be more serious in future. Like tax and stuff.:eek:

Money_Maker_Shaker

Thank you Hollypear for the funniest start to my day for years! I will be smiling a lot today I think!

Best wishes

MMS

ThinkingOfLinking

Happy belated birthday, HP!! I'm really pleased as I got my mitts on 2 off license jobs other people rejected; more free booze for me!!

cranezoe

HP you do make me laugh! NEVER get serious!

Hollypear

cranezoe wrote: »

HP you do make me laugh! NEVER get serious!

That is what I love about this forum. We all contribute in our own ways. If I have made some of you smile in these miserable credit crunching days then that is good. Me I depend on the wonderful Timmne for tax advice. Where would we all be without his invaluable advice. If I had my way he would get an MBE.

Talking of the credit crunch Glasgow for the 1st time in my memory have made all the multi storey car parks in the city free from now till Xmas. Now we all know they are a licence to print money so it shows how bad things are.

When I went to the Bond movie last night there were 12 people in the cinema. I have not been for ages..has anyone else seen this. Is it that everyone is getting pirated DVD's nowadays. It was only £10 for the 2 of us to go but your credit card would have melted getting something to eat. It was £6.10 for a hot dog and a coke. Dear hubbie was red faced at me saying "At least !!!!!! Turpin wore a mask"