E: 31/12 (?) Win My Hand In Marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Moocow5

mj38 wrote: »

Here's another [strike]loser[/strike] gentleman up for grabs

Sadly, I'm not eligible cos I fail on many of his points on the Quick :rolleyes: Dis/qualification lists!!

It's long but worth a read IMO Go grab him laydeez!!

At least the guy in Ricky's OP sounds like a half decent guy (bless), but this one is sick. I'd honestly say that this guy needs some serious psychiatric help and I'd be very surprised indeed if he doesn't have domestic violence issues. I pray that there isn't some equally disturbed woman out there who thinks what he's saying is acceptable.

ThinkingOfLinking

Moocow, because I like trashy TV, I have seen Wife Swap USA and there are some really "submissive, obedient" wives out there who think their husband's word is law...

POLO_BINT

Dear Sir


I am free for marriage on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Friday I am having my bunions removed.

The following Saturday, I intend to get !!!!!!-faced, and spend all day Sunday woefully nursing a sore head. Apart from that, I am free for the next 60 years.

I am not too sure if I fit your "lesbian tendencies" criteria, although I did take Drama & Theatre Studies at College, and may be able to reenact various Jenna Jameson scenarios for a small fee.

Born with a hip condition - It has been known, that I bend in mysterious ways!

I am 5ft 8in (left leg) and 5ft 7 1/2in (on my right leg). Fannyfurkintastical for walking around all these Cornish Hills! Please do not let the leg length discrepancies put you off, they are merely a characteristic of myself!

I have green eyes (two of them), Long blonde flowing locks of wire wool. A vivacious & curvaceous, womanly, hour-glass figure, and I am happy to add that I have all my own teeth.

I live in a grotty, little touristy, seaside town quite aptly named Looe, in Cornwall. Miles away from civilization itself! I am hoping for a life less ordinary!

Please pick my hand in marriage as I do not want to have the typical Cornish wedding by marrying my Uncles, cousins, fathers, sisters, second cousin twice removed, because if I am honest... I have seen more meat on a butcher's pencil!

I have my own passport.

I have my own savings.

I have my own mind.

I have yet to find someone willing to take my hand in marriage.

I am not really the cake/baking type, however, you may roll me in flour to find my wet patch, insert meat and veg into my middle, sprinkle me with salt and voila! You're own Cornish Pasty!

I imagine you to be a fat, balding, old man, with a wealth of knowledge, a story or two to tell, and with indeterminate and obscure sexual preferences.

I have attached a picture of myself for your consideration.

Yours internally
Miss T Windows

ThinkingOfLinking

Brilliant!!

rrickyuk

POLO_BINT wrote: »

Nice photo.

I can see your nipple.

Your one nipple.

Very nice.

Nice.

Ranga.

Nice.

POLO_BINT

lol


what you doing up ??? Did ya wet the bed like the rest of us

rrickyuk

POLO_BINT wrote: »

lol


what you doing up ??? Did ya wet the bed like the rest of us

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No, Summer Heights High episode three is on.

We were invaded by two women friends just after midnight and have been forced to stay awake by drinking alcoholic drinks.

I could see the left nipple, though, honest. Not bullet quality, but it it is there.

I do hope that your bed is dry by the end of the night.

Try the hair dryer on medium.

POLO_BINT

all we need now is s0ulassassain to turn up and we've got ourselves our own pee party! he's a right one for bed-wetting!!!

Ricky... tis o.k hun.... no need to make excuses for wetting the bed.... lets unite! Lets show the folks of MSE we are proud to have "accidents"!

No need to hide behind Summer Heights High episode 3

LouBlue is up also and will be about shortly ... she's just wringing out her apple catchers!!!

rrickyuk

POLO_BINT wrote: »

all we need now is s0ulassassain to turn up and we've got ourselves our own pee party! he's a right one for bed-wetting!!!

Ricky... tis o.k hun.... no need to make excuses for wetting the bed.... lets unite! Lets show the folks of MSE we are proud to have "accidents"!

No need to hide behind Summer Heights High episode 3

LouBlue is up also and will be about shortly ... she's just wringing out her apple catchers!!!

Have I missed something about wet beds???


Ewww:eek::eek::eek:

POLO_BINT

obviously.... lol

perhaps I should have mentioned that to dear michael in my wedding proposal above

He seems the type of fella who may have appreciated my ability of water sports

Anyways... need to pretend the beds dry and im asleep as OH due back from work in 3 minutes!!!!

Hope he has brought his handcuffs with him this time!!!!

toodle pip til tomorrow night