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E: 31/12 (?) Win My Hand In Marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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  • 'To enter, simply send a short, concise essay explaining why I should marry you'........

    Would 3 words constitue as an essay?

    'I'm a loser too'.

    That's 4 words!! And I think he is joking...
  • Sagz_2
    Sagz_2 Posts: 6,251 Forumite
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    That's 4 words!! And I think he is joking...

    Oh gawd, I've blown my chances!
    Some days you're the dog..... most days you're the tree! :D
  • NoNameWoman
    NoNameWoman Posts: 4,990 Forumite
    Oh gawd, I've blown my chances!
    :rotfl: :rotfl:
  • I bet that picky American dude is really ugly. Always the way; the more picky they are, the uglier they are.
  • Seriously, go to www.channel4.com and look go to Catchup, watch Dawn Porter's extreme marriage programme that was on TV this week; all these loser Americans going to Russia to marry mail order brides and some real honkers were getting all particular...honey, you're paying £5,000 to go meet some gold digger thousands of miles away, you can't be picky now!
  • Oh gawd, I've blown my chances!

    Thank god it's nearly chocolate week so you can get some comfort...:rotfl:
  • keletubbie
    keletubbie Posts: 658 Forumite
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    Seriously, go to www.channel4.com and look go to Catchup, watch Dawn Porter's extreme marriage programme that was on TV this week; all these loser Americans going to Russia to marry mail order brides and some real honkers were getting all particular...honey, you're paying £5,000 to go meet some gold digger thousands of miles away, you can't be picky now!

    I saw this... one of the guys looked like he just wanted a girl to bring home, slaughter n his patio and bury all over the county... creepy...
    Best wins: Luxury weekend in Russia, family holiday to France, catered BBQ for 20, Selfridges shopping spree, jolly to Majorca, £1,000 See Tickets vouchers, £500 John Lewis vouchers, five-star weekend in Provence!
  • Witsend_2
    Witsend_2 Posts: 634 Forumite
    What a fab find gave me a laugh when I needed one most:rotfl: :rotfl: Thanks rrickyuk and Norbertsmum for the biggest laugh of all:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Well thats me I'm off to bake a large yummy chocolate cake to enhance my photo :rolleyes:
    Remember every waking moment is a chance to turn it all around.;) Knowledge is the key to respect.:cool:

  • zray
    zray Posts: 1,110 Forumite
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    This is SO funny especially his answers to lifes questions-thanks for making me laugh :)
  • Knightowl
    Knightowl Posts: 641 Forumite
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    That's 4 words!! And I think he is joking...

    In reality its actually 5 not 4....fink about it:D
    The years starts today ....
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