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Propossing a moneysavingexpertbank
Wolf_Man
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With all the worries abounding is it now time that we all club together and start a new bank?
There has got to be more financial savvy around here than some of banks I can think of.
And a fair bit of cash looking for a good home.
I propose that we call it the Mattress Bank. Slogan 'you're money's safe under the Mattress'!
At worse, we could sucker in a pile of £35k deposits, pay ourselves outrageous bonuses 'till the moneys gone, and let the Government bail us out...
:A
There has got to be more financial savvy around here than some of banks I can think of.
And a fair bit of cash looking for a good home.
I propose that we call it the Mattress Bank. Slogan 'you're money's safe under the Mattress'!
At worse, we could sucker in a pile of £35k deposits, pay ourselves outrageous bonuses 'till the moneys gone, and let the Government bail us out...
:A
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As long as the directors can spell proposing
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Damn FSA sabotaging my spell-checker!
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