**Daily Chat Thread**30th Sep 2008**

jinky67

A man in his 90's, for a Special Birthday Gift from his Grandsons, is sent a Stripper to his home to entertain him. After she rings the bell of his home, she informs him that his grandsons sent her as a special birthday gift, to provide her services. The grandfather asks her, " What do you do?" She said ,"I can provide you "Sup-er Sex". “He says, “Look, I'm 98 years old, I'll take the Soup!"

immoral_angeluk

jinky67 wrote: »

A man in his 90's, for a Special Birthday Gift from his Grandsons, is sent a Stripper to his home to entertain him. After she rings the bell of his home, she informs him that his grandsons sent her as a special birthday gift, to provide her services. The grandfather asks her, " What do you do?" She said ,"I can provide you "Sup-er Sex". “He says, “Look, I'm 98 years old, I'll take the Soup!"

lol ok so that one wasn't too bad.

jinky67

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Not if they involve more ants and people called mary with no legs.

and what was wrong with them? :rotfl:

What do you have on your patio that is Irish?



PATTY O'FURNITURE

jinky67

A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The barman shakes his head.
"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday

jinky67

I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby.


They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

Lucifa73

JET34 wrote: »

Luc sorry if this is a TMI question but are they (nipples) dry I assume it happens to all pregnant women but they get darker or at least mine did and I needed to cream them more as they seemed to be dryer lol

I have learned in pregnancy that there's no such thing as TMI:rotfl:

Not dry - moisturised twice daily and lovely soft skin (and yes, darker), just itchy on the inside (I mean !!!!!! - can't they itch where I can at least scratch ):rotfl:

immoral_angeluk

.... ok.. just stop now. lol

LouiseJ

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Ste and I are splitting up.

Yes I already know that hun............but still the same question???

immoral_angeluk

Lucifa73 wrote: »

I have learned in pregnancy that there's no such thing as TMI:rotfl:

Not dry - moisturised twice daily and lovely soft skin (and yes, darker), just itchy on the inside (I mean !!!!!! - can't they itch where I can at least scratch ):rotfl:

could it be something to do with your milk?

immoral_angeluk

LouiseJ wrote: »

Yes I already know that hun............but still the same question???

it's complicated.