DFW Meet Manchester Saturday 28 February 2009

moo2moo

Gosh they're very tame.....

Gloop Gloop
Gloop gloop went the little green frog one day (slap thighs on each gloop)
Gloop gloop said the little green frog (repeat actions)
Gloop gloop went the little green frog one day (repeat actions)
And they all went gloop gloop glob (repeat actions, extra slap on glob)
BUT!
We know frogs go la di da di da (clap after word go, then arms out stand on )
La di da di da (one leg and wave hands. Switch legs/sides on )
La di da di da (every la di da di da. )
We know frogs go la di da di da
Don’t go gloop gloop glob ( usual slapping of thighs here)
Alternative chorus
We know frogs go “pop” in the microwave
“Splat” when you step on them
“Squelch” on the motorway
We know frogs go (fart noise) when you tickle them, don’t go gloop gloop glob (slapping)

moo2moo

Goin’ On a Lion Hunt
Audience echoes each line and sets up clap/lap-slapping rhythm. **more fun if you stick your fingers in either side of your mouth and pull outwards but beware drool!

Goin’ on a lion hunt.
Goin to catch a big one.
I’m not afraid.
Look, what’s up ahead?
Mud!
Can’t go over it.
Can’t go under it.
Can’t go around it.
Gotta go through it. Make sloshing sounds and move hands as if slogging. ***not snogging!
Sticks. Snap fingers.
Tree. Make gestures climbing up and down.
Gate. Make gate-opening gestures.
River. Make swimming gestures.
Cave. Go in it and find lion. Reverse all motions quicky to get home.

moo2moo

Oh You Can’t Get to Heaven
Oh the Deacon went down, to the cellar to pray.
But he fell asleep, and stayed all day.
[Repeat.]
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Chorus
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh you can’t get to heaven, in a rocking chair.
‘Cause the Lord don’t allow, no lazybones there. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven, in a [name of person]’s car.
‘Cause the gosh darn thing, won’t go that far. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven, in a [name of person]’s boat.
‘Cause the gosh darn thing, won’t even float. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven, on water skis.
‘Cause the Lord don’t allow, no hairy knees. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven, on roller skates.
‘Cause you’ll roll right by those pearly gates. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven in a limousine,
‘Cause the Lord don’t sell no gasoline. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven on a motor bike,
‘Cause you’ll get halfway, then you’ll have to hike. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven in a supersonic jet,
‘Cause the Lord ain’t got no runways yet. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven with powder and paint,
‘Cause it makes you look like what you ain’t. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven in a strapless gown,
‘Cause the gosh darn thing might fall right down. etc.
Oh you can’t get to heaven in [name of person]’s pants,
‘Cause [name of person]’s pants are full of ants. etc.
Oh you can’t chew terbaccy on the golden shore,
‘Cause the Lord don’t have no cuspidor. etc.
Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right,
So I’ll go up to heaven all dressed in white. etc.
Oh one fine day, and it won’t be long,
You’ll look for me, and I’ll be gone. etc.
Oh if you get to heaven, before I do.
Just bore a hole, and pull me through. etc.
Well if I get to heaven, before you do.
I’ll plug that hole, with shavings and glue. etc.
That’s all there is, there ain’t no more.
Saint Peter said, as he closed the door. etc.
Oh there’s one more thing I forgot to tell,
If you don’t go to heaven, you’ll go to hell. etc.

Boom Chicka Boom
I says a-boom-chick-a-boom! [Group echoes.]
I says a-boom-chick-a-boom! [Group echoes.]
I says a-boom-chick-a-rock-a-chick-a-rock-a-chick-a-boom!
[Group echoes.]
Uh-huh! [Group echoes.]
On Yeah! [Group echoes.]
This time! [Group echoes.]
We sing! [Group echoes.]
HIGHER!
Each time a leader adds a different variation such as: LOWER,
WHISPER, LOUDER, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, SEXY, GROOVY (COOL).


Can you guess what my parents were (and still are)?????

Burlesque_Babe

is this what they sing at Brownies these days?! All very violent

I remember doing brown girl in the ring to the '2 hands' clapping thing at Brownies- can't remember what it's called - with a partner your hands go 1 up, 1 down on theirs, then clap and clap against each other.......

webitha

omg i came straight to the last page and straight into the twilight zone lol

jinky67

moo2moo wrote: »

Can you guess what my parents were (and still are)?????

Weird?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

"Each time a leader adds a different variation such as: LOWER,
WHISPER, LOUDER, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, SEXY, GROOVY (COOL)."


At Brownies?!!!!!!!!!!!!

jinky67

Burlesque_Babe wrote: »

"Each time a leader adds a different variation such as: LOWER,
WHISPER, LOUDER, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, SEXY, GROOVY (COOL)."


At Brownies?!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats what i thought too:cool:

GunJack

Errrmmm...this meet ain't going to turn into a pseudo-campfire-singalong, is it ?!?!?!?!?

...'coz I'd clear the place after one line of my attempt at "singing "

ZTD

GunJack wrote: »

Errrmmm...this meet ain't going to turn into a pseudo-campfire-singalong, is it ?!?!?!?!?

...'coz I'd clear the place after one line of my attempt at "singing "

I don't. When I sing everyone turns to stone and the place never clears again...