Free Spandau Ballet Album

lexuslass

lexuslass wrote: »

Oops...sorry...I read THE SUN and I thought that was what they said about that paper!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

No I don't really but thought it would make you laugh!!!!

jacktyler

i live in a liberal democrat controlled council. folk round here wrap their chips in the guardian :rolleyes:

lexuslass

jacktyler wrote: »

i live in a liberal democrat controlled council. folk round here wrap their chips in the guardian :rolleyes:

We wrap ours in the local freebie paper from last year...but hey I am still going to go and get my Spandau CD coz I lost my original!!!

So thanks to the OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx

jumblejack

Six months since you started to grow
Six months since you grew from a spore
I really should clean out the fridge more
A lambchop, a salad and grapes
All being slowly eaten away
As they spend too much time on the food tray
Ahh! And there's some goo, there's some GOO!
There's nothing thats safe to eat at all
I should have gone to Tesco's to buy more

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

And after I'd consumed you
I thought that I was going to die
My stomach hurt so bad that I cried
And when I thought you had gone
You came back and tried to infect me
in the form of althlete's feet
But I disinfected you, you AND your GOO!
Now my feet don't smell and itch anymore
I still need to clean my fridge out from before!

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

VfM4meplse

JueJue wrote: »

Free Spandau Ballet Album when you purchase Daily Mail tomorrow

What are you supposed to do with the newspaper though if you can't find someone that might appreciate the literary content? That's definitely not a bargain.
:rolleyes:

alison99_2

jumblejack wrote: »

Six months since you started to grow
Six months since you grew from a spore
I really should clean out the fridge more
A lambchop, a salad and grapes
All being slowly eaten away
As they spend too much time on the food tray
Ahh! And there's some goo, there's some GOO!
There's nothing thats safe to eat at all
I should have gone to Tesco's to buy more

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

And after I'd consumed you
I thought that I was going to die
My stomach hurt so bad that I cried
And when I thought you had gone
You came back and tried to infect me
in the form of althlete's feet
But I disinfected you, you AND your GOO!
Now my feet don't smell and itch anymore
I still need to clean my fridge out from before!

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

Errrr....thanks?

jumblejack

Sorry guys for the parody lyrics - forgot it is now lunchtime;)

alison99_2

jumblejack wrote: »

Sorry guys for the parody lyrics - forgot it is now lunchtime;)

Sorry JJ, I've got a banging migraine and didn't realise what they were, very funny lyrics.

:T

JueJue_2

JueJue wrote: »

Free Spandau Ballet Album when you purchase Daily Mail tomorrow

I really apologise for my stupidity, of posting of a free album, but having to buy a parer first, (smack my hand), I so promise not to post any more things on this board any more after this, I thought I was helping...obviously not, I'll stop it from now on, just incase my posts offend someone else...sorry, sorry sorry.....

jumblejack

JueJue wrote: »

I really apologise for my stupidity, of posting of a free album, but having to buy a parer first, (smack my hand), I so promise not to post any more things on this board any more after this, I thought I was helping...obviously not, I'll stop it from now on, just incase my posts offend someone else...sorry, sorry sorry.....

Hey Jue Jue, hang on a minute.....we're not all would be forum police!!! There are a lot of MSE'rs who are VERY grateful for your post and have even thanked you for it too. Don't let a (trying to be helpful) minority rob you of your desire to help others. It would be a real shame if you stopped placing further posts on here. Keep up the good work hun!!