Good jokes and present ideas to go in crackers

cuffie

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a man with no legs in the bath?
Bob

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

What do you call an irish man who bounces of a wall
Rick O'Shea

How do you make a Blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a torch in her ear
(my fave! And I'm blonde!) :rotfl:

How does a Blonde turn out the lights?
Shut the car door

What do you call a flea that gets into a Blonde's ear?
Space invader

Why are Blonde's and shopping trolleys so similar?
They both have a mind of their own

cheekymole

What about putting miniature drinks inside. I bought some like this a few years ago 75% off after Christmas and everyone loved them. You could make up a party game or something to go with them