Can Anyone Give Me A Job? I Have Just Graduated From King's College London. Thank You

Cerisa

tbh Artshub, Totaljobs, Guardian Jobs, prospects.ac.uk, Reed, and Monster are probably better places to start.

ClareEmily

Cerisa wrote: »

tbh Artshub, Totaljobs, Guardian Jobs, prospects.ac.uk, Reed, and Monster are probably better places to start.

As all the above and also make appointments at all your local recruitment agencies, they will interview you (maybe with a few tests, depending on what field you are looking in), and will match you up with jobs as they come in.

Good luck

MothballsWallet

Or how about gumtree.com? They have jobs advertised on there too.

Ephemera

Is it just me, or has the OP got all this help from some lovely and thoughtful peeps without thanking any of them?

What is the world coming to, eh? :rolleyes:

:beer:

shandypants5

I have a half empty bottle of wine!!!

Can anyone give me a job?





Or another bottle.?

connacher

can you travel to scotland? lol

shandypants5

connacher wrote: »

can you travel to scotland? lol

Er not now... maybe in the morning.

LATE in the mornin:D

Whats the money like?

Oblivion

I can offer you a job immediately if you have the right qualifications. I have a large lawn that needs mowing, but I'm not sure that having just a BA will cut it.

I'm looking for someone with qualifications in ...

Engineering ... to keep the mower serviced and running well.

Mathematics ... to make sure you buy the cheapest petrol.

Geography ... to know where you are going to cut.

History ... to keep track of where you've already cut.

Trigonometry ... to ensure the lawn gets even stripes.

English ... to be able to express yourself adequately when a stray stone wacks you in the shin.

And last but not least ..... oh hang on a minute .... a Lithuanian immigrant has just knocked on the door and he seems cheap enough.

Sorry, position closed.



Dave.

shandypants5

Oblivion wrote: »

I can offer you a job immediately if you have the right qualifications. I have a large lawn that needs mowing, but I'm not sure that having just a BA will cut it.

I'm looking for someone with qualifications in ...

Engineering ... to keep the mower serviced and running well.

Mathematics ... to make sure you buy the cheapest petrol.

Geography ... to know where you are going to cut.

History ... to keep track of where you've already cut.

Trigonometry ... to ensure the lawn gets even stripes.

English ... to be able to express yourself adequately when a stray stone wacks you in the shin.

And last but not least ..... oh hang on a minute .... a Lithuanian immigrant has just knocked on the door and he seems cheap enough.

Sorry, position closed.



Dave.

Lithuanians cause yellow patches, everyone knows that.:rolleyes:

Oblivion

shandypants5 wrote: »

Lithuanians cause yellow patches, everyone knows that.:rolleyes:

I thought that was Alsatians and Pomeranians? :rotfl:


Dave.