Boffer Freebie Annoucements

sealady

Rather annoyed because just minutes before I bought the CD player as my current one in the kitchen is stuffed and could have done with the free postage code. Thats just my luck

raptorman

samarnesen wrote: »

thats a bit naff and i bet they bombarde you with emails

Actually they don't.

Kazzajr

Kazzajr wrote: »

I just received an email from Boffer with details of the stereo, interestingly it also has this info

Boffer wrote:

Also at 11.59pm tonight we will be unleashing our latest boffer freebie. This freebie is only available to registered member so register now by clicking on the link below.
https://www.boffer.co.uk/register.php
The Boffer Team.
Please note we have unlimited stock of this freebie.

I've never received anything from Boffer before so not sure how it works but am I right in assuming that the part in red is a typo and that they have limited stock or do they sometimes send a freebie out to everyone?

Not a typo after all then.

TESCO_R+R_RAIDER

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]BOFFER FREEBIE - THE USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Monday 25th of August 2008 11:59:01 PM [/FONT]

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[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Here at boffer we love our customers. The only complaint we have is we don’t have enough of them. We would be delighted if there were more of you. We have tried all of the usual methods to get even more “loyal customers”. Sell stuff cheap, ask our current customers to recommend a friend. Although the results have been good they haven’t been extraordinary.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Since kidnapping people and forcing them to buy stuff off us is a bit extreme. We have decided that you guys will have to help us by manufacturing new customers. You… yes you… need to have more children!!! Since cloning is a grey area we are going to have to do it the old fashioned way. [/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]With this in mind we have teamed up with The Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company to launch by way of a freebie ( that’s right at no cost to you) a Brand new product. If you guys like it and approve it. (Remember to post a review) .We will begin marketing it on our sister site bigpockets.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]We bring you THE USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER. [/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Q) What does it do?[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]It helps reduce the time it takes to conceive your baby. Nearly all couplewho conceive do so as a result of having intercourse during the six days leading up to an including ovulation.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The USB Fornication Optimizer is the first and only technology based solely on hormone monitoring that provides you with personalized daily fertility for pregnancy planning.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The USB Fornication Optimizer:

1. 1. Displays your most fertile days unmistakably.
   2. Identifies your personal level of fertility every day.
   3. Tells you which days to test.

The USB Fornication Optimizer Test Sticks are an essential part of the The USB Fornication Optimizer. You will be supplied with 30 free of charge however you will be able to buy additional sticks for a modest sum from our sister site. [/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The process starts off like most such tests. You pee on the stick. Take the end of the said stick and put it in the into the USB Fornication optimizer. When the light goes blue on the optimizer. Plug it into the USB port on your PC. The inbuilt software displays a graph of the best days to try and conceive. Couldn’t be easier really……. So get spawning.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Condition: Remanufactured ByThe Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]System requirements:

1. For PC Users: Windows 98, 2000, ME, XP and Vista
2. For MAC users: Mac OS 9 to OS 10

Package Includes:[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]The USB Fornication Optimizer.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]30 Testing sticks.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]USB extension Cable[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]User Manual [/FONT]

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[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][Click Image To Enlarge][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Disclaimer: This product was originally produced for cattle the manufacturer assures us, that with their modifications it will now work on humans. We can take no responsibility whatsoever if it doesn’t. Your statutory rights are not affected.[/FONT]




[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Important Note: Please ensure you read your order confirmation email once you have ordered this product.[/FONT]

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[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Comment On This Boffer [/FONT]

Hamburger3

Anyone tring for children who does not get the joke may as well give up trying. The world does not need more humourless people.

brownmurder

me and the wife are trying for a baby
i can honestly say i wont be using boffer in the future

not only do they take the !!!! with p+p on the bigpockets site
they take the !!!! out of people who are trying for kids

they can go screw themselves


/rant over

michelle32_2

who are you talkin to brown?

Hamburger3

brownmurder wrote: »

shouldnt you be in bed by now?

and you can keep the freebies

Dont patronise me. You know nothing about me.

As I said more for the rest of us.

Angie100

michelle32 wrote: »

who are you talkin to brown?

Brown is talking to Hamburger!

brownmurder

raptorman wrote: »

The point is it's got people talking about boffer
on forums all over the net which means more site
visits and potentially more sales.

It was a joke people and I am sure no
offence or upset was intended.

oh i agree from a marketing point of view it was very clever, but they should have picked a better subject like offer free alien probing