My Luch Box is Ruined

Freddie_Snowbits

Well, how about that. I have just opened my Lunchbox and found a note from the current Mrs Freddie saying that my lunch is in the cat and I have got absolutely nothing to eat. The note says that last week i emailed her a joke about blondes and she has done this to teach me a lesson.

Well I cannot remember sending her it, I think someone must have logged on to my computer and copied my account. MSErs, do you think I should report the intrusion to my computer to my company security or pop of down the chippy for supper, after a couple of beers?

kuohu

The mental anguish must be unbearable. Email Sir Terry Leahy immediately, demanding compensation.

nomoneytoday

Go to the pub and have a ploughmans and a pint

kazwookie

doh

Change your password.

Mrs Freddie (current) well done !:rotfl: :rotfl:

dmg24

Feed the wife to the cat.

susan1

oh dear i must learn to keep my mind above my navel, all i could think of was a linford christie type disaster!

dmg24

susan1 wrote: »

oh dear i must learn to keep my mind above my navel, all i could think of was a linford christie type disaster!

That sounds like a pretty good meal to me! x

Blacksheep1979

After previous posts about your other half eating food that wasn't hers, are you sure she hasn't just eaten it?

VfM4meplse

kuohu wrote: »

Email Sir Terry Leahy immediately, demanding compensation.

Why the Tesco ref? Robert Mugabe of the retail world he might be, but I don't see how he can be blamed in this occasion.

Freddie_Snowbits

nomoneytoday wrote: »

Go to the pub and have a ploughmans and a pint

Just got home, cat seems fatter than ever, Good Lady Freddie is a bit tied down at the moment, with her hair and fingernails, so I have the purrfect excuse to nip off to the Pub

kazwookie wrote: »

Mrs Freddie (current) well done !:rotfl: :rotfl:

I got a trade in once when I got a new dish washer, I said my previous had given loyal service for twenty odd years, and would they give me money off for it. They knocked £20 off and when the came round with new Dish washer, they asked where the old one was. I told 'em straight, she's in front room, doing her lippy.

dmg24 wrote: »

Feed the wife to the cat.

No need, he only has too look at her to give a good dabbing

Blacksheep1979 wrote: »

After previous posts about your other half eating food that wasn't hers, are you sure she hasn't just eaten it?

BlackSheep. I cannot survive on Chocolate! You do not think she sold it for a Bar 6 do you?

Pollycat

Why the Tesco ref? Robert Mugabe of the retail world he might be, but I don't see how he can be blamed in this occasion

:rotfl:
VfM4meplse
Welcome - you sometimes need a sense of humour on here.
As you are a newbie, you'll soon find out that either Terry Leary or Michael O'Leary usually get blamed for anything from the weather to buses running late.

Freddie Snowbits
I'd like to know how you got your cat to eat jam sandwiches - my !!!!!! will only touch expensive tinned stuff.