Ebay - haunted car for sale

primesurgicals

You gotta check this out

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-1-8-SE_W0QQitemZ4584291597QQcategoryZ9873QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

bobdauilda

very amusing lol!!!!

Binxy

"IF THIS CAR IS NOT AS DESCRIBED WHEN YOU COME TO COLLECT,I WILL REFUND YOUR TRAVEL COST, GIVE YOU AN ADDITIONAL 500 POUNDS, LET YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE AND BARBECUE THE DOG SO YOU DON’T TRAVEL HOME SKINT, HORNY OR HUNGRY......


Due to political correctness gone mad, I need to clarify the following.

1. The car genuinely is a great car which is genuinely for sale with no faults.

2. I will not of course be giving you £500, refund your travel costs or offer any kind of sexual contact with my wife.

3. I will under no circumstances barbecue my dog......

4. I may however barbecue greek-antique and let you sleep with ishrat.( previous non paying winning bidders )"


:rotfl:

angelcake

this is great!! thanks op1

nads

* any inspection welcome.

(preferably by actually coming to see the car and not by means of telepathic inspection like previous muppets)

:rotfl:

I like it when these funny auctions comes up, do you rememebr that tent? :rotfl:

kathrynvaughan

That tent auction was brilliant - and 67000 hits - cant be bad!! I kept reading and laughing at all the questions and replies - what a fantastic sense of humour the seller had.

MimiJane

It would almost have been worth being the winning bidder just to meet this guy ...

Thefunkygibbons

Did you see the wooden car?

It had wooden seats
wooden wheels
wooden doors
wooden steering wheel

even a wooden engine




It wooden go!




Try the Veal, tip the waitress, I'm here till the weekend