daily chat 15th July

Lucifa73

bank_of_slate wrote: »

Woman seeks man for fantasy!

I am looking for a man to fulfill a lifelong fantasy.
You must be prepared to fulfill every detail of my fantasy.

You will be quiet and willing to do the following (not necessarily in the following order)
1) Bring me breakfast in bed
2) Do the laundry and ironing
3) Put the toilet seat down and follow by cleaning the entire bathroom
4) Clean the oven on all fours whilst wearing a frilly pinny
5) mow the grass without slicing through the cable
6) Settle me gently in front of Sex and The City on the leather sofa, light the candles and dim the lights
7) Feed me my favourite curry
8) leave me alone and not whine about my choice of viewing!

...Linda xx

Hubbles scores 6/8 which is not bad as we don't have a garden...

SuzySu

Lucy1982 wrote: »

Very cheeky!!

Anyone any idea's on how to stop him getting the dressing off? It's one of those big purple plaster style ones.

He was wearing his cone last night, so that didn't stop him! He is a monster!!!

Have you got any wasabi powder/paste in the cupboards - you know, the really really hot stuff you get with sushi. I used it to puppy proof the patio doors.

Don't overdo it now - it will make his eyes water!

JET34

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

LMAO
Do not read this if easily offended... :rotfl:

http://www.gumtree.com/london/94/25750494.html

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Not much else to say!!!! LMAO

pania

I think that one o us should e-mail him and we all go along together and surprise him with a big cheer when he comes out of the bathroom???

jinky67

pania wrote: »

I think that one o us should e-mail him and we all go along together and surprise him with a big cheer when he comes out of the bathroom???

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
shame I live so far away really:D

JET34

pania wrote: »

I think that one o us should e-mail him and we all go along together and surprise him with a big cheer when he comes out of the bathroom???

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
But who's gonna email him!

pania

draw straws???

jinky67

Do you think we should?
see what he says?

pania

so long as we post it on here too...

Something like.

"hi, I love the sound of your advert on gumtree. Mario has always got me going, i think it's the moustache that does it, or the bright red dungarees, will you wear these for me on the night? it would really help me to meet the goals you have set for certain manouveres at points in the game. tell me where to meet you, you'll know when i'm there, you'll hear the engine to my mariokart through the locked bathroom door. You bring the wine, i'll bring my friends...."

Lucifa73

jinky67 wrote: »

Do you think we should?
see what he says?

Are you going to get into trouble again young lady? If your OH had a fit about texts can you imagine if he found out you were answering want ads from random strangers with poor self esteem (you're not allowed to look and you need to be able to fake it)