The most evil house for sale in the UK

PasturesNew

When I buy a house I will be checking for the trampoline test... to make sure nobody's got one and isn't likely to have one. This will include looking at satellite images for the 1-2 rounds surrounding the house.

Nobody wants to live next to a noisy family with screaming kids whose heads appear randomly every second for hours on end.

If I was living next door to that one I'd now be thinking of selling up in case some f3cker moved in and bought one of these devil's playthings.

"this a brilliant family house in a quiet residential cul de sac position"

Why are noisy people encouraged to buy into a quiet area and spoil it???

wendy+5

If only they were all that honest!

PasturesNew

maninthestreet wrote: »

Some of the property description's here are a little 'fruity':

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/action/publicsite.PropertySearchForBranches?ag_u=52201&tr_t=buy&eventsubmit_dosearch=1

Bottom one:

"Greedy Landlord looking for a return? Then look no further my dirty friend as you contemplate the delights of unearned income and fiddle with what we hope is the loose change in your pocket"

southernscouser

Read the full description for this one? :rotfl:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-19959992.rsp?pa_n=1&tr_t=buy

kyh

maninthestreet wrote: »

Some of the property description's here are a little 'fruity':

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/action/publicsite.PropertySearchForBranches?ag_u=52201&tr_t=buy&eventsubmit_dosearch=1

Fourth one down - Smooth as a Bishop's what!!

Sagz_2

churchrat wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I loved the royally rogered bit (did I mean to say that?)

'Smooth as a Bishops ball-bag'

What are they on?!

lostinrates

Hmm. The homour is meant to be refreshing honesty I believe. He's been in business a while now though and seems to be very popular....in Glastonbury....

m00m00

Ralph Bending's listings have been on here many times before

nej

I emailed the EA for the Pandora's Box one and got a reply back saying "well it wasn't accurate, but at least it got you interested!" and she attached the details for the house.

jamtart6

haha good way of selling i suppose?! she's right it did get you interested...although not sure id want my house to be described as smooth as a bishops ball bag!!!!!