End of an era

Annpan

Mr B probably won the lottery on Wednesday.
That's the only explanation for his departure. He's on a yacht sailing in the Med with nubiles peeling grapes for him.

ruggedtoast

At the Brodericks house this evening.

Mrs B - "Darling, why have you cut our internet off? The children are complaining"

Mr B- "Well you see, I posted thousands of times on this web-forum with my strident, inflexible views and heaped derision on anyone who didnt agree with me. Over time my boss started to get really annoyed with all my time wasting and then the global economic conditions changed so much that my position became intenable and I began to look progressively more ridiculous. Until in the end I tried making middle of the road threads in order to look like I wasnt some kind of deranged totalitarian house price inflation jihadist, unfortunately this didnt stop all the people Id wound up constantly making fun of me and pointing out how completely and utterly wrong I was evertime I showed my avatar.

This humiliation leads me to only one sensible outcome. Cutting off the internet so I cant go on there again. I hope that explains it all."

Mrs B - "I want a divorce"

Snooze

ruggedtoast wrote: »

At the Brodericks house this evening.

Mrs B - "Darling, why have you cut our internet off? The children are complaining"

Mr B- "Well you see, I posted thousands of times on this web-forum with my strident, inflexible views and heaped derision on anyone who didnt agree with me. Over time my boss started to get really annoyed with all my time wasting and then the global economic conditions changed so much that my position became intenable and I began to look progressively more ridiculous. Until in the end I tried making middle of the road threads in order to look like I wasnt some kind of deranged totalitarian house price inflation jihadist, unfortunately this didnt stop all the people Id wound up constantly making fun of me and pointing out how completely and utterly wrong I was evertime I showed my avatar.

This humiliation leads me to only one sensible outcome. Cutting off the internet so I cant go on there again. I hope that explains it all."

Mrs B - "I want a divorce"

I reckon Mr. B's BTL empire has just come tumbling down around him from being on SVR and his entire "portfolio" :rolleyes: (including his own house) have been repo'd .

Rob

mr.broderick

Hi Guys can i just say i am overwhelmed by this pouring out of support.
I am round at my parents house picking my son up and was checking emails and decided to log on to see what was happening. Thankyou for the nice replies and hope everyone has a nice summer.

fc123

mr.broderick wrote: »

Hi Guys can i just say i am overwhelmed by this pouring out of support.
I am round at my parents house picking my son up and was checking emails and decided to log on to see what was happening. Thankyou for the nice replies and hope everyone has a nice summer.

This is strange Mr B.
Sure everything's OK????
Usually it's us girls who outpour tons of emotion/ life history during a sensible thread on house prices........feels better afterwards tho'.

Have a good summer. This Crunch is dead rubbish BTW.

chrisandanne

Well..I'll show my avatar on't town all steps....you just couldn't keep away could you....couldn't resist seeing what everyone had said about you...admit it mr.b you're addicted...you're not going anywhere except perhaps on your hols..even then you'll be checking on the hotel computer. A x

fc123

chrisandanne wrote: »

Well..I'll show my avatar on't town all steps....you just couldn't keep away could you....couldn't resist seeing what everyone had said about you...admit it mr.b you're addicted...you're not going anywhere except perhaps on your hols..even then you'll be checking on the hotel computer. A x

Perhaps he's following my lead. Us self employed have to have a load of discipline with this kind of stuff. No boss to regulate things....have to do it yoirself. I allow an hour or so at end of day (11pm onwwards mostly) except everyones gone by then....still...... have the board to oneself to potter around on.
Mr B dial up for an hour a day @ 11pm.....just to keep in the loop.;)

neverdespairgirl

fc123 wrote: »

still...... have the board to oneself to potter around on.

Not on your own <evil laugh>

chrisandanne

fc123 wrote: »

Perhaps he's following my lead. Us self employed have to have a load of discipline with this kind of stuff. No boss to regulate things....have to do it yoirself. I allow an hour or so at end of day (11pm onwwards mostly) except everyones gone by then....still...... have the board to oneself to potter around on.
Mr B dial up for an hour a day @ 11pm.....just to keep in the loop.;)

This is perhaps why I see a lot of your posts...late is when I can get on too..it's ruining my beauty sleep .....I hope you're business is doing o.k fc123...I was in fashion (the business I mean) in the early nineties and it was very tough. A x

epsilondraconis

I'm on here as well - nothing to watch on telly and so I thought I'd see if Mr B has reappeared.

Good to see Mr B is safe and well.