Funny things your kids have done...

Former_MSE_Andrea · 27 April 2016 at 11:00AM

My daughter took a mushroom to nursery once. I found it in her drawer when I picked her up. I should add mushrooms are her favourite vegetable. She loves them as much as she loves moo-cows. :rotfl:

Earlier this school year (she's 6 now, in Year 1) she took an egg to school! She came home with her bookbag full of broken egg yet her teacher said they hadn't been doing anything with eggs at school that day. To this day she swears she didn't take it :A

Any random objects turned up in your kids' bookbags?

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shiny76 · 27 April 2016 at 11:52AM

Not my kids but ...

when we were young my 2 sisters had a fight. To get revenge, the younger one hid a loaf of bread under the older ones pillow.

No idea how this was meant to be 'payback' :S

Former_MSE_Andrea · 27 April 2016 at 12:11PM

Hahahahaha! Love this! At least she didn't hide it in the back of the wardrobe. That would have been payback!

pollyanna24 · 27 April 2016 at 1:23PM

My 5 year old seems to have her own language. Makes up words for things and we are all supposed to know what she's talking about. Examples are:-

soft cheese = cheese butter
ryvita = brown crackers
crispbread = rectangle crackers

For a long time, she couldn't say my brother's name and just called him Door. Sounds nothing like his name at all.

Former_MSE_Andrea · 27 April 2016 at 2:20PM

Loved their languages!

Computer = pooka

Stevie_Palimo · 27 April 2016 at 2:30PM

My niece is funny and at 5 years old comes out with all sorts of crazy things from strange names for people and objects.

When she passes wind it is highly amusing to her and she says I just done a whizzpop.

I took her out shopping with me a while back and then heard look at the fat man uncle although the way she says it sounds like ankle.

jrtfan · 27 April 2016 at 9:37PM

When my son was around 3 years old, he found a quantity of small shingle pebbles in a flowerpot out in our back garden and patiently dropped them one by one into the end of one of the silencers on my OH's motorbike, which was standing out there on the path. They slid all the way down to the end of the silencer pipe and down to where it joined to the exhaust. My OH was working a 2pm-10pm shift that particular day and found out about the pebbles when he went to start his bike up, to ride it to work. He wasn't best pleased at having to remove the silencer and rid his exhaust system of the pebbles and then re-assemble the whole thing, before he could leave.

PuzzledDave · 28 April 2016 at 7:20AM

From my 4 year old son to my wife.

"Mummy, when I am 21 I am going to the shops to buy you a penis."

bouncydog1 · 4 May 2016 at 1:48AM

DD age 5 out with her grandma, met a friend of grandma's. On being introduced her response was "You're the lady grandma says never shuts up"!

Little_Rotti · 4 May 2016 at 5:13AM

When my son was a toddler he loved Blackcurrant juice, but, he found it very difficult to say. Unfortunately whilst out food shopping on a very busy day he spotted the blackcurrant juice on the shelves and at the top of his voice, pointed his finger and shouted; mummy, "Blackc**t"! The worst of it was, a black lady was only yards from our trolly!! Ever wished the floor would open up? I most certainly did that day!!

Carol297 · 4 May 2016 at 7:37AM

driving near York I said to my young son, "look Robert, its the river Ouse" he replied "Who's river is it Mommy?" !!!

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