Loads of questions.....

Oh, you lot are a joy aren't you?! Flipping antler jokes! :rotfl:
To the more serious posters.......thank you for your helpful replies. :T As for the rest of you...........:rolleyes: .

Daft beggers......you made me laugh this morning and given that it's still before 7am and since I've had only 2 and a bit hours sleep last night...that's no mean feat.

Have you looked at deer antlers on eBay? They sell for quite reasonable sums. People want them for wall ornaments (with or without the stag :rolleyes: ) and they also make things from them, like walking sticks and buttons etc.

(Don't ask me how, that's just what one eBayer said )

Personally I would use them as a 'prodder' and make sure I 'prodded' Jay-Jays backside once or twice with the sharpest pointy bit. :whistle:

I will have pictures of them shortly but we're not allowed to use MSE as a base for advertising or selling stuff & I think Martin & co would use the pointy bit on me if I tried to flout that rule unfortunately.

Ok....another q. I've just found a grate in the loft. It's black and weighs a ton.

It kinda looks like this: ......only different. :rotfl: You get the idea though.

How much should I ask?

I've also found an almost unused Raleigh Max bike and loooooaaaadddds of other bits I'd forgotten were there. I've got a pine bed up there and a bedside cabinet. I really must try harder to stop hoarding stuff.

ROTFLMAO! :rotfl:

Now shut up and be sensible.